LOL. THIS IS TOO GOOD TO NOT BE A NIGERIAN SCAM EMAIL!
Got this urgent email today from Time Warner Cable (my internet/phone/tv service).
TIME WARNER CABLE is begging subscribers of their overpriced service to
to take action now to keep FOX from raising rates, because, get this,
Fox is threatening to pull the plug if TWC doesn't pay higher rates.
:nopity:
So, I'm thinking, I hate HATE Fox. :mad:
I don't want to help Time Warner Cable SAVE the Fox channel. :puke:
I'd rather save millions from the daily Fox noise brainwashing.
I'm thinking
PLEASE pull Fox from Time Warner, please oh please pretty please
:bounce:
Here's the stupid email:
Don’t Let Them Hold Your TV Hostage
At midnight New Year’s Eve, FOX has threatened to pull the plug on Time Warner Cable customers – withholding their programming unless we pay massive price increases.
We think they’re going too far – especially in today’s economy – and we’re glad you agree. Over 600,000 of you have gone to RollOverOrGetTough.com. And, the overwhelming response has been to ‘Get Tough.’ With your support, we’re standing up to the TV networks to hold down the cost of cable TV.
We apologize in advance for any inconvenience and remind you to visit RollOverOrGetTough.com for the latest information on which channels may no longer be available as of January 1, 2010, as not all FOX programming is at risk in all areas. There you’ll also find a helpful guide to alternative sources for programming – so you can continue to watch many of your favorite shows.
Pay Our Price or You'll Never See FOX Again
Time Warner Cable is working hard to reach an agreement. We’ve offered FOX a reasonable price increase that protects our customers’ pocketbooks. But we are not giving in to excessive demands.
Don’t let them hold your TV hostage. Click here to visit RollOverOrGetTough.com now or call 1-877-267-1844 to learn more. Together, we can hold the line on TV prices.
So all I have to do if I DON'T want to see Fox news again is DO NOTHING?
What a great deal!
:rofl: :toast: :bounce: :party: