You Mean We Can't Have Fucking Both? It's One Or The Other? Seriously?

[JFN1]

So we're either stuck with spineless Democrats who faint at the first sign of conflict, who give away the farm because they are afraid Republicans might be mean to them <gasp!> or even <shudder!> filibuster???

Or, we get super-macho, kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out, if you're different than me I want to kill you, Jesus loves you and all liberals must die, Republicans who love power for power's sake but exercise not one whit of foresight or common sense???

I am expected to believe the country that invented football and nacho hats and iPods and satellite radio and cream cheese and skate shoes, can't have a strong leader who exercises common sense and gives their own responsibilities more than mere lip service?

COME ON!!!!!!!!!!:banghead:

[valerief]

1. Both sides work for the same boss. nt

[Imagevision]

12. Both sides work for the same boss -> really what part of that don't you get?!?

[tblue]

2. What is a "nacho hat"?

Seriously, I feel your pain. It's driving me up the wall and I don't know WTF to do to fix it anytime soon.

Sorry, sweetie. You are not alone!

[leftstreet]

4. I was afraid to ask

[baldguy]

5. .

[tblue]

6. ...

[JFN1]

7. Only the definition of decadent deliciousness!!

And it is painful. I've watched us become a country consumed by greed. It is all we have left of our national culture, and I weep for what we've lost, and what we've left for our children...

[Quantess]

13. I also had to look it up.

I found this on the comedycentral.com website.

[leftstreet]

3. K&R

[Major Hogwash]

8. You can't polish a turd and make it shine.

It just winds up making your hands smell like shit.

[Electric Monk]

11. Tell that to the guys from MythBusters

http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/mythbusters-polishing-a-turd.html

Maybe we just haven't tried hard enough with the proper techniques yet?

[bertman]

9. Very funny.

[varelse]

10. Don't hold back

tell us how you really feel :D