A Twitter gem worthy of its own thread.

[Barack_America]

@Ashley_Stephens: So...if Rush Limbaugh dies in Hawaii, will his listeners believe the death certificate?


And another from TMZ:

"12. I hope he fails.

Posted at 11:08PM on Dec 30th 2009 by Robert Ex-Republican"



Comic genius.

[BrklynLiberal]

1. LOL

yep..Inspired.

[Barack_America]

2. Check out the one from TMZ.

It might be even more clever.

[targetpractice]

3. Or, this one...

RT @mpoppel: RT @BrianDBuchanan: RT @JamesAkersJr: I hope Rush Limbaugh is saved by a black homosexual doctor with a questionable immigration status

[Barack_America]

4. That's a great one.

As is this one:

@phontigallo: I was scared of another death this year til I heard Rush Limbaugh was in the hospital. Come on 2009; don't fail me now

[beac]

6. Shouldn't the doctor be female and muslim too?

Wouldn't want to leave any category from his hit list out in the cold.

[lpbk2713]

8. I hope the Doc has to give OxyRush mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

OxyRush would give him a million bucks to keep him quiet. :rofl:

[krawhitham]

5. another

"No one wants Rush Limbaugh to die. But they do want his doctors to fail."

[targetpractice]

7. OUCH!

Good one.. Who is the source?

I'd like to re-tweet that one, but it's best to give credit where credit is due.

[Barack_America]

9. Dick Morris weighs in...

@dickmorris: Changing avatar to Rush Limbaugh... thoughts and prayers are with the most talented man on the planet.


Bwahahahaha!

:rofl:

[dmr]

10. Which planet?

[Barack_America]

11. Isn't Rush his own planet?

With idiots like Morris orbiting around his tremendous mass?

[lpbk2713]

13. Uranus

Of course.


:rofl:

[Elwood P Dowd]

12. Short Dick toe sucker gives us his two inches, I mean two cents.

:puke:

[otohara]

14. Oh My, That's Funny

especially the I Hope He Fails.