My entry for "dumbest post of the night..." unless you've been drinking.

[Writer]

This post is better with beer.

So I was reflecting deeply on the differences between Barack Obama and the last Democratic president, Bill Clinton. After spending some time on the road this Christmas, I finally arrived at a conclusion. Rubbing my chin, I asked myself, "Self? Both presidents are Democrats, some would argue moderate Democrats. But there's something different about them. What is it?"

Beneath me, lying half-eaten on my plate, was a buffalo burger. Two halves of a bun, buffalo meat, lettuce, onions, and a fat tomato. And a dab of mustard. The eclectic grouping of food items coalesced into a rather tasty and (relative to the average meat patty) lean burger.

Something was missing... something. Then it occurred to me: The cheese! This burger lacks cheese.

Suddenly, I achieved a transcendental moment. All of life's little mysteries entwined together into a great, big fat meaty truth.

Barack Obama is Bill Clinton without the cheese.

Indeed! I have discovered the truth. Round, delicious truth.

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. Yes but what KIND of cheese?

The type would matter. :)

[bridgit]

7. Pft, well duh! Head-Cheese!!

:spray:

[jpak]

2. Wud dah fug r u talking bout - Obama fightrd republucands and doesn't afraid of anything

:D

[live love laugh]

3. You shouldn't eat so late at night. nt

[lapfog_1]

4. No, not quite right.

Obama is burger made with Worcestershire and topped with Dijon mustard and arugula.

Clinton was burger with ketchup.

Bush was a burger with BBQ sauce and Jack Daniels with pickle(s) on the side.

[DainBramaged]

5. meh

[bridgit]

6. Well, I never! I've *been* drinking beer at the saloon most of the evening **&** I saw Avatar today

:bounce: But I'm, well...fairly sure that Barack Obama and Bill Clinton both have zippers :headbang: