PCIntern Urgently Asks DU Flock for $900,000!

[PCIntern]

It's been a difficult year here at the PC Dental Office and I've been carrying so many people who are in such dire need. We were doing just fine until...until April when the bottom fell out - tithings were at an all time low, and coinciDENTALLY, we, like Rick Warren have been in business for 31 years! Although I can't claim to have given any Inaugural Opening Prayers, I once made Hamotzi before dinner for 1600 Jews all gathered in Palm Springs, so that may come close to Ricky's achievement.

Quick, get me back in the Black for the year and I promise that God will shine his or her countenance upon you and give you Peace. Send money, and ye shalt prosper!

(This is satire, for all of you ready to pounce)

[msongs]

1. Wall Street urgently asks DU flock for $1 trillion bailout lol nt

[asdjrocky]

2. Speaking as someone who has lost almost all of their teeth,

and is right now searching for a reasonable way to replace them, what you're doing for people in need is great.

If it helps to know this at all, if you're not a banker or a CEO of a major insurance corp. or someone who makes money off of war funding, then yes, we're all in the same boat together.

Good luck to you man.

[jberryhill]

3. Sure, but only if Jesus told you to ask. Did he?

[PCIntern]

5. He did...

Honest...why would I lie?

[Sebastian Doyle]

4. I can't believe the lack of responses to this thread

Never knew there were so many rabid anti dentites at DU :evilfrown:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGwE_-XfLoc

[gratuitous]

9. I'm thinking about Buddhism

Trying to give up novocaine; you know, transcend dental medication.

[kestrel91316]

6. I'm gonna steal this thread and put in a crude and tasteless pitch for my own

struggling little shoestring cat hospital.

May Bastet look into all DUer's heart and melt them so that they send me the $900,000 I need to change my life forever (oh, yeah, and help some kitties, yeah, that's it) by retiring to a farm in the Midwest. And after that may Bastet enjoy herself a little midnight New Year's snack of those tasty hearts.

Ramen.

[JohnnyLib2]

15. Stand by-- will arrange guilt-money from a cat owning offspring.

She seeks forgiveness for the heirloom ornaments the cat broke. What is the appropriate donation for your blessing? :evilgrin:

[kestrel91316]

18. You may donate any amount you wish in my name to DU, of course!

[Tailormyst]

7. I have a coupon to Dunkin Donuts sitting on my desk that you can have !

[LiberalAndProud]

8. I think I gave at the office. Pretty sure, anyway.

ok, maybe not.

[panader0]

10. panader0 urgently asks PCIntern for some dental work

deep scaling, one filling and a crown or two.

[PCIntern]

11. My dear panada0...

it is only by your will and the Grace of God that you pull yourself up by your own bootstraps and honestly earn the money which you require for this endeavor. Only we who 'belong' to the "unctuous class" may ask for charity. That class includes Wall Street Motherfu-, I mean...individuals.

:sarcasm: for those who require disclaimers...

[mascarax]

12. Um, are you gonna pray for us?

I think that's part of the deal!

[PCIntern]

14. I shall pray for you!

I shall pray that you earn lots of money...so you many send it to ME! You don't want that dirty money in your pocket tempting you to buy Tiger Woods-endorsed Nike golf Clubs or pick up waitresses at the Perkins Pancake House to show them a 'good time'. See what evil money brings??!!!

I thank you for your consideration!!!

[JohnnyLib2]

13. This is a fine idea, a "point of light" for capitalism!

I am donating my personal collection of dental molds, flippers, old crowns, and pain meds left over from oral surgeries.

During the week, I will pass your humble request on to the periodontist, with prayer attached.

However, cash is a little tight in the mental health profession these days......

:hi:

[bigwillq]

16. Sorry, wrong thread

:rofl:

[nadinbrzezinski]

17. Only Hamozi?

Oy...

Here some virtual mullah going your way.

And of course the blessings and all that.

[Soylent Brice]

19. K&R as they say...

check's in the mail.

:rofl:

[BlancheSplanchnik]

20. can I still prosper if i just rec, kick

and add you to my buddy list?

:P

[shadowknows69]

21. I only need $899,999 donate to me instead!!!