Add to the list: What would you say to Rush before you'd say "Get Well Soon"?

[NoSheep]

For example:

Is that a dumbed down electorate in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

:popcorn: C'mon people, help me out.

[MNDemNY]

1. "Burn, Motherfucker, Burn"

That is all.

[billybob537]

2. That's not a heart attack

It's God warning you!

[tridim]

3. So, have you heard from your parole officer yet oxyboy?

[BuelahWitch]

4. What comes around goes around, asshole!

[Jamastiene]

5. "I hope this near death experience changes you into a more

compassionate person, you heartless bastard."

:evilgrin:

P.S. THAT is the worst possible thing I could wish on him...to him.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

6. Those hospital gowns really don't have a slimming effect....

You really look like an overcooked bratwurst busting out of its casing.

[Sanity Claws]

7. I hope you don't

get well soon.

[notadmblnd]

8. I try to avoid stepping in shit when I walk

other than that, I wouldn't acknowledge him.

[proud2BlibKansan]

9. "Hey, you selfish asshole"

[lpbk2713]

10. "We have sworn affidavits from several young Dominican Republic boys."

You think he had chest pains before?

[NoSheep]

11. Oh that's good!

:fistbump:

[sandyj999]

12. Rush Go to the Light.

The glowing light of hell.

[Arugula Latte]

13. Echoing what he said about Michael J. Fox: "You're faking it."

[cliffordu]

14. ....The cancelled your health insurance.

And your identity has been stolen..Will this be cash or check???

[KansDem]

15. Rush, just wanted you to know a rare disease has been discovered...

It strikes overweight white males and sends them into uncontrollable convulsions as it eats away at their brains. There is no cure and it usually results in the victim being institutionalized in an asylum for life. It’s called “Wallowing & Entrenched Lobe Lesions,” or “W.E.L.L” for short…

[xchrom]

16. Eat shit and die, you ass wipe? Nt