soupkitchen
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Fri Jan-01-10 11:15 AM
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How about Nudist Airlines? |
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Here's your choice: deal with security checks and full body scans or just travel naked.
You can take the nude flight or the clothed flight. Naked flight boards much more quickly. I even have the advertising slogan, "If you got it flaunt it."
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gateley
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Fri Jan-01-10 11:16 AM
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1. Sure - as soon as I lose 30 lbs. nt |
KittyWampus
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Fri Jan-01-10 11:40 AM
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11. Aerobics Airlines- working out to your destination. Maybe you could power the airplane's |
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electrical system by hooking it up to machines the passengers run.
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HopeHoops
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Fri Jan-01-10 11:17 AM
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2. Sounds like a great plan. I'm in. |
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It would definitely make the security screening quicker - all they would need is a rubber glove and they wear those anyway.
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Fri Jan-01-10 11:18 AM
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3. They would have to turn down the Air Conditioning |
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nothing but Hi-Beams and Shrinkage
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Fri Jan-01-10 11:18 AM
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4. Mile-High Club, here we come... |
Mari333
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Fri Jan-01-10 11:19 AM
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5. only if they clean the seats with Lysol between flights |
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Fri Jan-01-10 11:24 AM
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6. Sounds like a Dennis Leary routine |
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Circa 2002.
I think he called it "Bare Ass Air".
--d!
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Fri Jan-01-10 11:26 AM
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7. oppposing security idea: mount police styled nightsticks in every row |
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each time these idiots try something, allow the fellow passengers the opportunity to beat the hell out of them. I bet the whole flying experience would become more polite as well
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Fri Jan-01-10 11:33 AM
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8. With doses of ipecac and an enema prior to boarding. That'd |
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be safe and by lightening the plane would cut fuel costs to boot.
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Fri Jan-01-10 11:33 AM
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9. I always get seated next to the 400 lbs person who overflows the seat. |
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Fri Jan-01-10 11:43 AM
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12. I always get seated next to a jittery, poorly-groomed guy who drinks to delirium and proceeds to |
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grab my hand and tell me his life story as a matter of distraction.
Everyone has a sad flying tale to tell, it seems, and you are not particularly exceptional.
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sellitman
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Fri Jan-01-10 02:22 PM
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13. My point wasn't a flying horror story per-say.. |
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It was the thought of flying next to a 400 lbs nudist as in the OP.
Why so snarky?
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SanddancerUSA
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Fri Jan-01-10 11:38 AM
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10. The Germans are already there. |
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Personally i'd want all the seat burnt after each flight. http://www.eturbonews.com/1087/nude-airline-take-germany
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Fri Jan-01-10 03:06 PM
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14. I thought of that years ago |
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I call it "Buck Nekkid" Airlines. For the ultra modest the airline will issue you a disposable paper robe (like in the doctor's office) to wear while on board (for a small fee of course). So after the pre-requisite x-rays & anal probes all clothes and personal items will be deposited in large bins and everyone will then board the plane. (No prurient thoughts while on board please!) After reaching the final destination clothes can be retrieved from the bins and off you go.
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