Rove's family life was destroyed by same-sex marriage!

[Jackpine Radical]

Don't ask me how; I don't exactly understand that part myself, but I do know that the wingnut fundies have been telling us for years that same-sex marriage is the biggest threat there is to the American family, so I'm saddened to see that Karl and family have fallen victim.

[47of74]

1. No, it was opposite sex marriage that did it.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

2. I thought the problem was all those homo abortions.

but I could be wrong.

[CTyankee]

3. You know, those lesbian witches must have cast a spell on him!

You know how they are...

[TicketyBoo]

4. Maybe they're not referring to his recent

marriage?

Maybe they're talking about the fact that his stepfather who raised him (and whom Rove had thought was his biological father) left his mother and came out as a homosexual when Rove was still a teenager, and his mother (much later) committed suicide.

I'm as disgusted by Karl Rove as any of you, but he hasn't exactly had a wonderful life.

[Ernesto]

5. sooo, he worked his ass off

to screw up everybody else!

[theoldman]

6. Can you imagine what it would be like being married to Carl Rove?

[TicketyBoo]

7. Some things are not worth having nightmares over.

Let's not go there.

[hobbit709]

8. Rove was known to hang out at Oilcan Harry's here in Austin.

Now why would a good God-fearing straight Republican hang out at a gay bar?
HMM!

[704wipes]

11. maybe peeps there liked his hairy oilcan ?

I dunno :shrug:

[treestar]

9. Usually I can at least follow the right wing fundie logic internally

But this one makes no sense.

:banghead:

If the institution has been weakened, it is because of straight couples who live together without being married, people who have kids without being married and extramarital sex. If gay people want to undermine marriage, they should join in on that, not ask to be able to get married themselves.

[AwakeAtLast]

10. Ummm, I'm thinking it had to be the no-sex marriage

Seriously - she had to be counting the days!