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depakid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-02-10 06:19 PM
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Bloggers mock Chris Matthews’ fear of ‘kung fu’ terrorists


n the legendary television series Kung Fu, Young Caine once confessed to the blind Master Po that he believed living in darkness "must be worst" of all things. The wise kung fu sage replied: "Fear is the only darkness." If that's the case, MSNBC host Chris Matthews must be newly blind.

During a Dec. 30 broadcast, Matthews confessed to his guests that he believes the plotters behind an attempt on a Christmas day flight into Detroit probably made more than one bomb. "They are out there to get us," he said. "And I think we have got to get serious about catching terrorists, not just catching weapons," Matthews continued. " I‘m waiting for the terrorist who knows kung fu or something that gets on an airplane without a weapon. God knows what that is going to be like."

Video blog Crooks and Liars called it "the doof quote of the week."

"Also note the context: Matthews is urging us to 'get serious' about counterterrorism, and in the next sentence, warning us of the potentially deadly consequences of terrorists who know 'kung fu or something,'" writes Steve Benen at Washington Monthly. "Apparently, 'getting serious' means not taking security advice from Chris Matthews," he concluded.

More plus video here: http://rawstory.com/2009//01/bloggers-mock-chris-matthews-fear-kung-fu-terrorists/

If there's a safe prediction for 2010 it's that Matthews will continue to find new and more creative ways to embarrass himself.
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shraby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-02-10 06:25 PM
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1. Matthews' mouth runs before the brain is engaged.
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-02-10 06:41 PM
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2. "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting"
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-02-10 06:48 PM
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3. Bruce Lee is dead. There's only one person who can save us now!




Jackie Chan, where are you????


:cry:
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G_j Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-02-10 06:50 PM
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4. thank god
you didn't post a pic of Chuck Norris!
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-02-10 06:53 PM
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6. Bwahahahahaha you were posting the same time I was
posting about cloning Chuck Norris!


but anyway, yeah...I'm glad I didn't post a picture of him too...


:7
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-02-10 06:52 PM
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5. Oh wait...I just thought of something...
Does this mean the teabaggers will want to make 6,000 cloned copies of Chuck Norris and put one on each plane?

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G_j Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-02-10 06:55 PM
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7. LOL
:rofl:
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