burning rain
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Tue Jan-05-10 11:18 AM
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Rasmussen phone poll: Mass.-Senate. PARODY. |
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Phone rings, "Hello?"
--"Hello, this is Rasmussen Reports. We're conducting a political poll. Mind if I ask you a few questions?"
"Sure! Go right ahead!"
--"Are you a Democrat, Republican, Independent, or other?"
"Life-long Democrat!"
--"Are you planning to vote in the Senate special election January 19?"
"Oh God, yes; I never miss an election."
--"Do you plan to vote for Scott Brown, Martha Coakley, or other?"
"Coakley, of course. Love her!"
--"And you're sure you're going to vote?"
"Absolutely!"
--"Even if your house burns down on election day?"
"OH GOD!.."
-- (interrupting) "... I'll put you down as undecided! Thanks for your time!" *click*
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Tue Jan-05-10 11:25 AM
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1. Rasmussen polls are run by computer |
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otherwise... that's pretty funny.
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