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Joanne98 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-05-10 03:09 PM
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BREAKING.... There's a suspicious package at the airport!
Edited on Tue Jan-05-10 03:19 PM by Joanne98
Which airport? ALL the airports! What are they???????? EEEEEKKKKKK!

They're they're they're SUITCASES!!!!!!!! OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!

Nevermind!
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-05-10 03:10 PM
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1. hide under your desk and pray that some benevolent being will save you...or
Save Yourself
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tekisui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-05-10 03:10 PM
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2. TERRRAAAA!1!!!1 WE"RE ALL GONNA DIE!@1!
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Joanne98 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-05-10 03:12 PM
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5. LOL
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-05-10 03:11 PM
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3. There's one in our yard
Oops a garbage bag with rubbish.
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-05-10 03:11 PM
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4. Some of them even contain
UNDERPANTS!!!!


Oh my god!!!

We're all dead!


:scared:
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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-05-10 03:13 PM
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6. GO SHOPPING111!!! TAKE OUT A LOAN 11!!!!
The end is extremely fucking nigh
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Joanne98 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-05-10 03:16 PM
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7. I WOULD BUT MY CREDIT SCORE SUX!1!1!1
:rofl:
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-05-10 03:16 PM
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9. Just don't write out checks. Slows down the panic buying, dammit! n/t
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-05-10 03:16 PM
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8. DON'T FORGET TO DUCK AND COVER!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! :yoiks:
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Joanne98 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-05-10 03:22 PM
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10. OH NO!! NOT THE CHILDHOOD TORTURE SONG!1!1!

STOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP IIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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WeDidIt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-05-10 03:44 PM
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11. OMFG!!!! THEY FOUND WMDs IN THE PACKAGESS!!!!!!!!1111!!
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Joanne98 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-05-10 05:35 PM
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19. IT'S THE FRUIT OF THE LOOM TERROR!1!1!1
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-05-10 03:52 PM
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12. Passengers say a man was seen at the airport and he looked like an arab
Edited on Tue Jan-05-10 03:52 PM by struggle4progress
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-05-10 03:53 PM
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13. UPDATE: The "arab" seems to have been a Japanese man wearing a beret he bought in Paris
Passengers said they thought he was wearing a turban
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-05-10 03:54 PM
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14. FOX NEWS: Why aren't we bombing Paris and Tokyo?
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-05-10 05:32 PM
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17. A beret from Paris! Oh, this is terrible!
Much worse than a turban from India -- errr, I mean than an Arab, even a Hindu Arab from India.
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MrsCorleone Donating Member (844 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-05-10 04:01 PM
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15. Shhhhhhhhhhhhh. Be vewy vewy quiet. The Grand Old Pussies, ahem,
I mean the GOP, are already so ah-skeered. :scared:
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-05-10 05:30 PM
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16. And do you realize what's likely in all those suitcases? UNDERWEAR!!!
Yikes! ;-)
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Joanne98 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-05-10 05:33 PM
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18. OH MY GOD NOT UNDERWEAR !1!1!1!

ARE THEY DIRTY?

:scared:
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-05-10 05:38 PM
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20. Breaking!! Man caught trying to board aircraft with flammable gas.
Edited on Tue Jan-05-10 05:40 PM by MindPilot
A man was detained at the Airport after TSA agents discovered he was carrying a "buttload" of explosive methane gas.

Sources say he left skid marks as he blew past the gate.
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mackdaddy Donating Member (177 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 11:23 AM
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21. Maybe the put "Long dong Silver" in the Neked scanner Machine!
I hear one of his "biggest" fans now works on some court in DC you know. Maybe he was on his way for a visit?
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Kansas Wyatt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 11:36 AM
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22. There was one yesterday...
A couple of agents got sick after they opened it.

This morning they reported that the substance was honey. Yes, bee honey.
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Ishoutandscream2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 12:09 PM
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23. Where in the world is my duct tape?
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