Naked Jogger Nabbed After Run Near White House

[Kadie]

brrrr......


Jan 7, 2010 8:54 am US/Pacific
Naked Jogger Nabbed After Run Near White House

WASHINGTON (AP) ― Authorities say a man who took off his clothes and began jogging in near-freezing temperatures near the White House has been taken into custody and hospitalized for a mental evaluation.

The man was seen stripping Wednesday around 5 p.m. He left his clothes near the northeast corner of the Ellipse, the green space south of the White House.

Secret Service spokesman Darrin Blackford says run lasted less than a minute before the man was apprehended. The president was at the White House at the time. But Blackford says the man, who left his clothing in a duffel bag, didn't make any threats. His bag was declared suspicious, but its contents were found to be harmless.

Temperatures were around 35 degrees.

http://cbs13.com/crime/naked.jogger.white.2.1410932.html

[BridgeTheGap]

1. there are those IN the WhiteHouse that could stand to "bare all!" n.t

[left coaster]

2. "Temperatures were around 35 degrees. "

So, I take it that a fair amount of Shrinkage was involved.

[Irreverend IX]

3. What threat could he have posed?

Maybe they thought he had one of those foreskin bombs Ann Coulter's so scared of.

[Cassandra]

18. There should have been shrinkage but...

the extra length convinced them he was packing plastic explosive molded into a sheath. :shrug:

[HopeHoops]

4. "Here I am at the White House. Did you see what happened, sir?"

"Yeah I did. I was standin' over there by the tomaters when there he come 'round the security gate, naked as a jaybird. And I yelled 'Don't look Ethel', but it was too late. She'd already been boomed."

[Kalyke]

13. I remember Ray Stevens!

I was just a little thing when my parents would play his album.

Boogity, boogity!

[HopeHoops]

15. I must have been in 5th grade at the time - Spiders and Snakes was out then too.

And Convoy - loved that song.

[HopeHoops]

16. YouTube of "The Streak" by Ray Stevens

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUIu03s3oNY

[Kadie]

19. aww... 45's...

I will have to show that to my kids. LOL

Thanks for posting.

[HopeHoops]

20. Hey, I've still got a BUNCH of 45s and those little yellow inserts to play them on a 12" table.

You can get them from Sleevetown (along with needles and cleaning kits).

[ellenfl]

22. kick for later. eom

[CreekDog]

14. Locking

No Ray Stevens references please. :spank:

[Blue Owl]

5. Heard there was a cold streak in D.C.

n/t

[arcadian]

6. "bag was declared suspicious" = "he had a bag"

[denbot]

9. Damned terrorist teabaggers!!!

Got to admire his resilience.

[Catherine Vincent]

7. Geeze

There are better ways to get a hardon. :evilgrin:

[Zoeisright]

8. I can't help but think that naked jogging would be extremely uncomfortable

for either sex. Nothing is 'secured'.

[TrogL]

17. You need to set up a rhythm

Too fast and it sets up a positive feedback loop and bangs against your legs.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

10. carrying a Weapon of Ass Exertion.

[no_hypocrisy]

11. Reminds me of an Oliphant cartoon of Nixon in 1974.

A couple walking past the WH gates, looking behind them at the backside of Nixon jogging in just sneakers, asking one another, "Was that who I thought it was?"

[Common Sense Party]

12. He went from being a teabagger to a wee-bagger

in less than a minute.

"There was shrinkage!"

[SteveM]

21. Yep, he got all balled up.

[tomm2thumbs]

23. probably the most sane person in Washington if you think about it

he's still got his character

[MerryBlooms]

24. Testicular fortitude - DENIED n/t

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