Geology FAIL

[tk2kewl]

http://failblog.org/2010/01/06/field-trip-fail/



Note: Just to let you it is not that we don’t believe in things like that, it is just misleading when you talk about it being billions of years old, when we all know that the world is only about 6,000 years old. So why would I pay so that you can misslead my children, your world is just a revolving(?), ours has a start and an end. God created the world. He created animals and man all in the same week. It was also Adam who named all the animals, they will do the essay ‘Rock and Minerals’ but it might not be 5 pages long, and about billions of years, it will be according to the Bible.

[Edweird]

1. LOL

[villager]

2. Oh God. (so to speak) I just made a "joke" about this in the science forum.

Sigh....

[Bobbieo]

5. This is EXACTLY why we can not let Sarah Palin get a toehold anywhere in politics.

These creationist theories are her beliefs and she will carry them everywhere she goes. She is not a joke!!!

[nykym]

9. Additionally

the conservative nut jobs in Texas are poised to rewrite textbooks with a decidedly conservative slant. It was posted earlier this week and last, can't remember when thou.

[tabatha]

3. The comments are priceless - just a few:

k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™ says:
January 6, 2010 at 1:04 am

Granite be real?
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guybo1 says:
January 6, 2010 at 1:06 am

Of quartz it can
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k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™ says:
January 6, 2010 at 1:09 am

Andesite the bible here…..
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guybo1 says:
January 6, 2010 at 1:12 am

That was very igneous of you. I actually had to look it up. :-)
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k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™ says:
January 6, 2010 at 1:17 am

I Sodalite being a geology buff!
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guybo1 says:
January 6, 2010 at 1:22 am

It shows. I’m kind of obsidian when it comes to this stuff.
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k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™ says:
January 6, 2010 at 1:23 am

…Not your basalt, I just like the pretty colours!
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penis says:
January 6, 2010 at 1:28 am

what the rock?
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TehPurpleOne says:
January 6, 2010 at 3:41 pm

No. You ruined it. This ISN’T THE FLINTSTONES!!!
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guybo1 says:
January 6, 2010 at 1:29 am

I always thought the class was a painite in the amosite. But then again I had a lousy Professor
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k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™ says:
January 6, 2010 at 1:34 am

Ah carbon, he sounds like a diamond!
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guybo1 says:
January 6, 2010 at 1:37 am

No. just like pyrite, he was nothing but a fool’s gold.
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k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™ says:
January 6, 2010 at 1:44 am

Wow he just gypsum!
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guybo1 says:
January 6, 2010 at 1:47 am

We all had to sulpher through his classes.

[yellerpup]

4. Stupid fundies.

How can you handicap your own children with this stupidity. Outrageously ignorant.

[HeresyLives]

6. Can't the school reply that such an

assignment result would mean an automatic Fail?

[proud2BlibKansan]

8. Probably not

since they are asking the parents to pay for it.

I also don't know of any teachers who would count a field trip towards a grade.

[HeresyLives]

11. Well the field trip aside,

surely the same information would be in their textbooks, or any other classroom material?

Test questions would involve it.

[proud2BlibKansan]

12. Yes it would

Most 3rd or 4th grade Science books would have this info.

[proud2BlibKansan]

7. And this idiot's child NEEDS to go on this field trip more than the other kids

How else will he/she learn this science?

[jemelanson]

10. The American Christian Taliban in action.

Sarcasm alert.

"Do not confuse my children with facts. All my children need to know is contained in the Bible. This information will not be necessary for their future employment needs, as the Rapture is imminent. God will provide for their needs."


These people scare me.

[ddeclue]

13. Too bad children's welfare can't take these kids away from their brainwashers..um I mean "parents".

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