Why does Michael Steele have such big shoulder pads?

[babsbunny]

What is up?

[malaise]

1. To protect him from GOP bullets

which are coming any day now. :evilgrin:

[Kerrytravelers]

2. To take the beating down he is going to get?

:evilgrin:

[Walk away]

3. He is a cartoon so he has to dress like one.

It's the rule for goofballs.

[cntrfthrs]

4. ...

a bad tailor???? :shrug:

[bigwillq]

16. Hello.

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[virgogal]

5. He wants to emulate Joan Crawford.

[QC]

8. Damn, you beat me to it. n/t

[virgogal]

15. "Great minds",and all that jazz. :-)

[QC]

20. If only Steele would stride into an RNC meeting and declare:

Don't fuck with me, fellas--this isn't my first time at the rodeo!

[KittyWampus]

18. lol!

[Kahuna]

6. He wears zoot suits. nt

[PDJane]

7. because he eats baked alaskan for breakfast,

and needs the visual balance?

[Liberal_in_LA]

9. what makes you think those aren't his real manly shoulders?

[surrealAmerican]

10. Some men never know when they will need to play football?

[femmocrat]

11. To hold up his ear lobes. n/t

[Gidney N Cloyd]

12. Those are the shoulders on which stand the future of the nation!

[HipChick]

13. He needs to draft his ex-BIL Mike Tyson as a bodyguard

to stave off the GOP beatings

[Warpy]

14. His suit is huge on him to disguise the Kevlar under it

If he's not wearing Kevlar, he's a bigger fool than I think he is.

[lunasun]

17. I DID NOT KNOW THAT

Mike Tyson is his ex brother in law! :crazy: YHNX

[doc03]

19. It's an optical illusion his head is extremely small n/t

[Contrary1]

21. Silly you.

God put them there.

[comrade snarky]

22. Because he is very fat, very dumb and quite vain

He thinks the suits are tailored to hide his bulk. The oversize shoulders add area to the upper body so the suit doesn't bulge out visibly at his belly.

It works... just not well.

[Maru Kitteh]

23. Some habits die hard...........