TSA introduces crotch sniffing dogs at US airports.

[Elwood P Dowd]

One just attacked Garrison Keillor's crotch on Prairie Home Companion.

:hide:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I thought all dogs were crotch-sniffing dogs.

[havocmom]

3. Yeab, but some of them get paid for their trouble now

If I wasn't so far out in the boonies, the 90 Pound Hound would be getting a job and then he could buy his own couch!

[ellenfl]

9. lol, my first thought when i saw the subject line! eom

[izquierdista]

2. Wait for the athletic sock bomber to strike....

Then the TSA dog will have to hump each passenger's leg. :rofl:

[HysteryDiagnosis]

4. When there is suspicion... a laser will be implemented to

target the offending crotch....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2jViqMnnK4

[dems_rightnow]

10. Oh damn

Did not need to see that.

[spanone]

5. my dogs have their phd's in crotch-sniffing

[Dead_Parrot]

6. Do they need any more?

Mine's a grandmaster.

[pipi_k]

7. Mine like sniffing asses...they'd be perfect to root out

terrorists looking to blow up a plane by lighting their own saved-up sauerkraut farts

[howaboutme]

But dogs would be far cheaper

and more effective, with less radiation exposure, and be less invasive than 300K for a scanner plus operator. Dogs would keep the TSA employees from becoming voyeurs and pedophiles.

[Turbineguy]

8. Hmmm.... I remember, the dog at the Staten island Ferry Terminal

seemed to be more interested in just licking his own.

[USA_1]

11. Suppose Someone Uses Sulfur Soap?

... and the dog mistakes it for a bomb. Will the cops force the person to strip naked??