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Mon Jan-11-10 11:38 AM
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Mon Jan-11-10 11:40 AM
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1. Lipstick on a Govornator |
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Mon Jan-11-10 11:41 AM
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2. Arnie to self: "Must feign...intarest in der stupid fundie for meinen career" |
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"Remember Ahnold...du must make der idiotes hoppy or no re-elekshun!!! Smile at die fucked up but oddly gropable frauline."
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Mon Jan-11-10 11:43 AM
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3. ingratiate, intoxicate, sperminate, terminate |
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Mon Jan-11-10 11:44 AM
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4. She has a big lapel pin, with TWO american flags. What does he have? Whatever it is, he's a traitor. |
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Mon Jan-11-10 11:46 AM
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5. Is Arnold's thumb in my ass? You betcha! |
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Mon Jan-11-10 11:48 AM
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6. Actual thought transcripts: |
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"Who is dis crazy lady? I choined dese Republicans so I could get my name in da history books, which is fantastic, but I wanted lowa taxes, not lowa IQs. Wow, but she smells nice, dat's for shua. Not like Maria, who smellz of tanning lotion and ostrich jerky. I bet I could reach out right now and grap dose boobies. What fantastic foam she gots. Oh shit, she said my name about someting, I betteh smirk and nod. Dat's right, muscle poy, chust smirk and nod, smirk and nod. I hope she doesn't expect me to talk now. I'm spacing out again. Focus... foooh... cussss.... boooo... beeeezzz... Oh my God, peeing guvana is so easy. And tink of all dose boobies I get to squeeze. Dat's fantastic. Fannntaaaasteeek. But shit, is dis crazy lady's speech ever going to end? I'm tired of zmiling now; what is it wit dese crazy people and deir tight tight buns of steel and fucking annoying whiny voice? Why can't she tawl more fun, like me? Gurrlee man... guurrrrlleeee maaannn.... Oh my God, I got such a fun agsent! I'm fantastic! I am the coolest pahty poy in Sacramento! I could get away wit groping Willie Brown's manteetees if I wanted to... Good buns. I pet she works out a lot, like I did back before I had to do dis stupid chob. I'm the only person who listens to me anymoah. Oh shit, she's saying my name again; I tink she wants me to speek wit my fantastic agsent now. What am I going to say to these crazy tea people? Pump you... pump you.... Oh shit, how does that line go again? Where da fuck are my cue cahds?"
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Mon Jan-11-10 11:51 AM
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Mon Jan-11-10 12:03 PM
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8. Swartzenegger finds a cuck-coo for his giant clock. nt |
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Mon Jan-11-10 12:08 PM
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9. "No, neffer used hormones, but zis Feeagraaa, vell yus luk at her face..." |
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Apologies for those on the East Coast having lunch, but you did say "tasteless."
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Mon Jan-11-10 12:39 PM
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10. "Ha, who hast dee porblem visth dee English?" |
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