Luke Russert looks like a potato.

[Drunken Irishman]

[DJ13]

1. ?

[Drunken Irishman]

6. OMG IT'S LUKE RUSSERT!

[PassingFair]

10. More like RUSSET.

The lovely russet potato:

[flakey_foont]

2. thanks for the breaking news

we now return to our regularly scheduled program

[Dennis Donovan]

3. Just like his dad...

:D

[BlueIdaho]

4. Nope - his dad had a brain.

[Drunken Irishman]

7. Yeah.

OF HASHBROWNS!

I keed. He was smart. Luke just seems...like a typical college kid. Nothing too spectacular.

And that isn't a bash. I'm a typical college kid. I don't think I'd be able to host a show. That and if I did the FCC would be on my ass like stink on shit.

[kenny blankenship]

15. His dad looks even worse.

[Drunken Irishman]

19. Well now yeah...:P

[kenny blankenship]

20. I was taken aback, to be honest

[LuvNewcastle]

5. I wonder if he tastes like one.

:9

[PCIntern]

8. He's the Executive Vice President of the Lucky Sperm club...

NBC Division...

[Bluebear]

9. A russert potato?

[bigwillq]

11. So?

:shrug:

[Drunken Irishman]

12. So?

[bigwillq]

16. Didn't know if you had anything more

to add. Guess not.
Let's see a pic of you. Then we can all criticize it.

[Drunken Irishman]

18. Okay

Criticize all you want. Not going to get my feelings hurt by a bunch of internet people. I'm sure Luke The Potato feels the same way.

[bigwillq]

25. I'm just not a fan of these threads

that criticize people because of their looks (or lack thereof). But stay classy.

[Drunken Irishman]

29. Thanks.

I'm a pretty classy guy. I just like to have some fun with a person who will probably never read this or even care.

I'm sure Luke gets tons of women and is far more popular than me on name alone.

So, yeah...

[11 Bravo]

27. Dude! Were you the ukelele player in "Deliverance"?

Fuck, I wish I could post a picture!

[Drunken Irishman]

28. I wasn't born yet.

But maybe in the remake?

[chollybocker]

31. It's banjo.

As in "Dueling Banjos." :)

[chollybocker]

13. Sometimes he looks fried. Half-baked, even.

All I know is he's au gratin on my nerves.

:)

[Bluebear]

14. Sounds like sour cream to me.

[chollybocker]

30. He's a chip off the old spud, alright,

...what with those salty, scalloped eyes, sweet yammerings, and the way he mashes and hashes the wedge issues.

Maybe he's just gnocchi to my taste.

:P

[ShortnFiery]

17. Luke Russert is an obnoxious example of unearned "nepotism."

Not unlike the "Ducey kid" on FOX. :puke:

[tonysam]

21. I always called his dad "Tim Russet" or "Mr. Potato Head." n/t

[GCP]

22. Congratulations. I've been on DU since 2001

I think this is the final straw which will break me of the habit.

[izquierdista]

23. His dad looked like a turnip

His family 'tree' probably looks more like a cellar full of root vegetables.

[Gabi Hayes]

24. lest we forget:

In Ex-Aide's Testimony, A Spin Through VP's PR

By Dana Milbank
Washington Post Staff Writer
Friday, January 26, 2007

Memo to Tim Russert: Dick Cheney thinks he controls you.

This delicious morsel about the "Meet the Press" host and the vice president was part of the extensive dish Cathie Martin served up yesterday when the former Cheney communications director took the stand in the perjury trial of former Cheney chief of staff I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby.

Flashed on the courtroom computer screens were her notes from 2004 about how Cheney could respond to allegations that the Bush administration had played fast and loose with evidence of Iraq's nuclear ambitions. Option 1: "MTP-VP," she wrote, then listed the pros and cons of a vice presidential appearance on the Sunday show. Under "pro," she wrote: "control message."

"I suggested we put the vice president on 'Meet the Press,' which was a tactic we often used," Martin testified. "It's our best format."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/25/AR2007012501951.html

Fatsospawn will go about as far in the 'news' biz as Jay Leno's going in the talk show giz

[KG]

26. Mr Potatohead. Jr?

[bemildred]

32. You insult honest potatoes everywhere. nt