"Okay, it's a deal," - Satan

[WeDidIt]

According to Pat Robertson, that's a genuine quote of Satan.

How does Pat Robertson know what Satan says??

Does this mean Pat Robertson is a Satanic Prophet??

[Lint Head]

1. He speaks to Satan quite often. They say when Satan is around

the scent of dung hangs in the air. Every time I see Pat the Robber's Son I smell shit.

[Liberal In Texas]

2. Pat regularly talks to Satan.

But Satan lies.

[Sebastian Doyle]

3. Satan has a condo in Virginia Beach, just down the road from CBN

He needs it for his monthly meetings with Darth Cheney. :evilgrin:

[WeDidIt]

5. Pat must tend bar for those meetings. He has experience.

He was a "Liquor Officer" in Korea, after all.

[lapfog_1]

4. If Satan exists, he has Pat on speed dial. - n/t

[luvspeas]

6. He knows because he IS SATAN...

but when you read this you have to say SATAN like the church lady says it.

[WeDidIt]

7. Back in my twenties (early 80s), whenever Pat held a fundraiser

I'd call up and in a Bob Goldthwait voice would enunce

PAT ROBERTSON IS THE ANTI-CHRIST!!!

Fucked with 'em big time.

[luvspeas]

10. Gilbert Gottfried would also work nicely...

not sure if I spelled it right, but you get it...THE ARISTOCRATS!

[spanone]

8. you think pat has the devil making that deal on video? c'mon pat...

[Forkboy]

9. I speak to Satan regularly. He says Pat doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

But he added that he can't wait to meet him.