Pat Robertson: Haiti?! I Thought They Said "Hades"

[proud2BlibKansan]

Televangelist Explains Misunderstanding

VIRGINIA BEACH (The Borowitz Report) - Just hours after saying that God was punishing Haiti for making a "pact with the Devil," televangelist Pat Robertson retracted the statement, telling TV viewers, "Haiti? I thought they said ‘Hades.'"

Rev. Robertson said that he had heard the report of the earthquake on the radio and had misinterpreted its location: "For the life of me, I thought God was punishing Hades, which does in fact have a pact with the Devil."

Apologizing for his "goof," the televangelist told his TV audience, "Golly - people must've thought I was being an insensitive asshole."

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[sakabatou]

1. Yeah, fucking right, you old bastard

[Hissyspit]

4. It's Borowitz. Satire.

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. LOL

[Chisox08]

2. I didn't know that he French was in control of Hades

:shrug:

[d_b]

3. not even zeus could save the underworld from the french

[MrsBrady]

5. somebody tell Pat that lying is a sin n/t