The world is ending in 2012!

[Q3JR4]

For those of you waiting for the end, I've decided to bite the bullet and am hereby offering to take your earthly possessions off your hands.

Monetary donations can be made to my private account in the Caymans, pm me for details.

You're welcome.

Q3JR4.
Philanthropist.

[Subdivisions]

1. Okay...

Back away from the bong.

[quinnox]

2. real funny

NOT! Making these kind of jokes now while the Haiti crisis is going on seems in poor taste

[DisasterMan827]

5. Doing this at anytime is poor taste

The world is not ending in 2012...Anyone who believes these 'rumors' have little to no intelligence at all.

It's a freaking calendar. Not a prophecy.
The way people 'interpret' these calendar of the Mayans is kind of like someone coming along after all of us humans are gone, sees a street light pole and says..."hey! That must have something to do with Religion!!!!"

There is no evidence for it. None. No evidence for a Mayan prediction, a Nostradamus prediction, or whatever.

And don't believe the evidence the Hysteria Channel gives because when they say "scientists believe this" then why don't they EVER, NOT ONCE put a single scientist on there. Just read the names of the people they interview...it shows their name and book of speculation that they wrote.

Just a heads up...last total galactic alignment happened in 1998. So please, stop resorting to that nonsense.



I know this was a joke thread (at least I think it was), but I had to let loose.

[BunkerHill24]

3. Wait, wait the Dutch folk too

Many Dutch prepare for 2012 apocalypse
Published: June 23, 2008 at 7:25 PM

ShareAMSTERDAM, Netherlands, June 23 (UPI) -- Thousands of people in the Netherlands say they expect the world to end in 2012, and many say they are taking precautions to prepare for the apocalypse.

The Dutch-language de Volkskrant newspaper said it spoke to thousands of believers in the impending end of civilization, and while theories on the supposed catastrophe varied, most tied the 2012 date to the end of the Mayan calendar, Radio Netherlands reported Monday.


http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/06/23/Many-Dutch-prepare-for-2012-apocalypse/UPI-40461214263554/

[LooseWilly]

4. The Mayans could see Haiti from their ziggurats...

[Ohio Joe]

6. And I'm not saving it this time

I saved the world from Y2K, someone else can save it from 2012 :P

[DisasterMan827]

7. I know just the man!

If we are recruiting...the first man we should turn to....is.............CHUCK NORRIS.