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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:00 PM
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Captions, post your hot buttered captions please


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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:01 PM
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1. still looking like a fucking twit
probably upset he has to do some work
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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:04 PM
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7. he is a short scrawney piece of shit
and now he has no props to stand on to make him look taller. It is OBAMA's white house now
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Motown_Johnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:01 PM
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2. "Haiti.... It is Haiti George...... Haiti, and yes it is a real place"
Edited on Sat Jan-16-10 11:02 PM by Motown_Johnny
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tabatha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:02 PM
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3. Oh God, why do I have to do this?
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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:03 PM
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4. does that piece of shit EVER look decent in a photo?
what a fucking douche bag
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Terra Alta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:21 PM
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24. he looks even worse now
than when he was serving as pResident. He has not aged well in the past year; I guess that's what happens when you spend the year on your ranch drinking booze. Looking at him has always made me sick on my stomach and even now more so!
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:03 PM
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silverweb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:03 PM
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6. What is it with george and the pursed lips look?
It makes him look peevish and petulant. He is that, of course, but you'd think he'd try to put on a more appropriate "public face" once in a while.

He makes my skin crawl.

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The Wielding Truth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:04 PM
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8. "So. Ya say this will help my legacy..."
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:05 PM
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11. You left off the *hic*
I think W looks stewed in the first pic
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me b zola Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:05 PM
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9. "The SOB couldn't even show up sober"
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OhioChick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:05 PM
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10. Why does he always have that miserable-ass look on his face? n/t
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:13 PM
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19. May I refer you, madam, to reply number Nine directly above?
Lifelong alcoholic/pill freak: the cheap suit
can't disguise the physical signs.
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OhioChick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:15 PM
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21. Point well taken. n/t
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 01:04 AM
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32. Thanks so much- your opinion means a lot to me.
Edited on Sun Jan-17-10 01:05 AM by Richard Steele
OhioChick approval + opportunity to kick this thread...
life is good.


eddited fer bad spellin



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Enrique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:06 PM
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12. "please come with us, sir"
Obama and Clinton eject Bush from the White House for being the Worst President Ever.
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timeforpeace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:06 PM
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13. What a goofy looking guy. Or is that disdain?
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:07 PM
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14. "Why're we raisin' all this money for Heidi? Who the hell is she?"
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:09 PM
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15. Monkey in the middle
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:11 PM
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16. "Why we gotta do this? They ain't got no oil."
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:27 PM
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27. "Unka Pat said the Haiti's made a pact with the devil."
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:11 PM
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17. Smashed. Drunker than seven hundred dollars.
What, Poppy wasn't available?
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:12 PM
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18. No caption, but
is Obama showing grey already?
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:14 PM
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20. He has been for a little while
The campaign really took it out of him.
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Terra Alta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:28 PM
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28. yes, being President is a really stressful job
and can cause one to age pretty fast..look at the number it did on Clinton. And Dumbya is almost unrecognizable now compared to a decade ago.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:17 PM
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22. "Open bar or cash bar?"
Obama looks like he could strangle the man with a smile on his face. It's appropriate since he knows even more than we do how much damage he caused.
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madamesilverspurs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:20 PM
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23. Left to right ---
Rhodes scholar, drunken bumblefuck, Nobel Laureate/Constitutional Lawyer

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Hekate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 02:08 AM
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36. roflmao
:rofl:

Hekate

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Bravo Zulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:24 PM
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25. (dubya) Wasn't $arah palin governor of Haiti?
(Big Dog) No George, she was Governor of Alaska, Haiti isn't even a State, it's a separate country and we need you to sober up so we can get some of your rich supporters to donate some money to help them out during their time of need!

(dubya) hiccup What's in it for me, Rush will be mad at me if I do something to help Haiti?

(Obama) George, don't worry about Rush, he's more interested in seeing me fail than worrying about a nitwit like you.

(dubya) Okay, but you guys owe me big time>






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Terra Alta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:26 PM
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26. "Dammit, Obama, why'd you have to wake me
from my hangover for THIS! I don't care about poor, black people. Now if it were my rich oil buddies in Saudi Arabia, I would be all for it!"
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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:33 PM
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29. Larry, Curly, & Moe.
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Bravo Zulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:35 PM
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30. You bad!
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-16-10 11:56 PM
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31. "Hey, Bill, while we're down there maybe Rush Limbaugh can hook us up."
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Lugnut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 01:54 AM
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33. What a pathetic little man!
He makes me retch.
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rainbow4321 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 02:03 AM
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34. Anyone else have flashbacks when he got behind the
POTUS podium?? His ass doesn't need to be within 10,000 miles of it ever again. I thought that they were going to have to drag him away from behind the podium.
And I wanted to smack him when the word "Katrina" came out of his mouth.

IMHO, he looked like he really, really didn't wanna be there. No sympathy or passion in his little speech. Unlike Clinton who did have those things, especially when he said "people I had meals with are now dead".
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Hekate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 02:06 AM
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35. "Dang: they're usin' big words and it makes mah brain hurt. I need a little drink."
Thought-bubbles continue...

Obama: "He looks as much like the town drunk as ever, but whatever it takes to get help to the Haitians in their time of need. Maybe Bill can exert some of that charm to keep him in line."

Bill: "If I could pretend my stepdaddy was okay long enough to get the job done, I can work it out with this lush to get help to the Haitians. That Barack is treating Hillary all right though."
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bertman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 02:14 AM
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37. President O: So, in 8 years I'll be as gray as George here, and in sixteen years I'll
look like Santa Claus Clinton.


Barack looks like he smells that nasty one Dubya just fired off. And look at Dubya tryin' to pass it off on Bubba.

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Bravo Zulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-17-10 02:18 AM
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38. (dubya) *hic* This sh*t is interfering with me trying to fill my coffers,
i hope it don't take all day? *hic*
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