Due to popular demand, there is now a Rush Limbaugh voodoo doll up for bids at Ebay

[Contrary1]

:rofl: Looks like Limbaugh will be helping the good people of Haiti after all.




Because you demanded it!! A RUSH LIMBAUGH VOODOO DOLL!!

We've made another deal with the devil (He makes great deals!) and this time captured the soul of popular radio personality and convicted felon RUSH LIMBAUGH, putting it into a voodoo doll that fits right in your pocket!

Ever wanted to cause Rush Limbaugh to lose his voice? Have him sprain an ankle? Come down with a rash in his bathing suit area? Of course you have!!! Well then BID NOW to own your very own physical representation of the cold, empty soul of Rush Limbaugh.

Accessories included with the doll are Rush's very own MICROPHONE and PRESCRIPTION BOTTLE OF OXYCONTIN! WOW!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190366170029

[Maru Kitteh]

1. OOOOoooooo, and notice the placement of the pin! Where his heart should be.

Excellent.

[BenThere]

12. And Limbaugh, too!

Haitians Use Voodoo Dolls To Terrorize Pat Robertson & Rush Limbaugh
http://christwire.org/2010/01/haitians-use-voodoo-dolls-to-terrorize-pat-robertson-rush-limbaugh/

"The popular web selling service eBay lit up this week with the listing of two new “voodoo” dolls that promise satanic pain and suffering to Christian leader The Reverend Dr. Pat Robertson and media personality Rush Limbaugh. The crude little creations, being offered by internet profiteer “johnnyvoodoo,” promise the winners complete ownership of the illustrious and empathetic souls of these two men. As expected, bidding amongst anonymous internet users is fierce."

[BenThere]

13. uh ohh

oh wait a minute, i thought i was being original...

[lpbk2713]

2. Is this what put OxyRush in the hospital recently?

If it works that good I'll order two or three of them.

[DJ13]

3. Needs more stuffing!

[Maru Kitteh]

4. Questions and answers about this item

Questions and answers about this item

Q: Are you really including a real PRESCRIPTION BOTTLE OF OXYCONTIN? If so, how many are included? This may impact the bidding.
A: Because this doll is an accurate proxy of Mr. Limbaugh, the prescription actually belongs to someone else.
Jan 17, 2010

Q: If I win Rush, can I stick him in the "Mega-Dittos"?
A: Please keep these questions clean.
Jan 17, 2010

Q: How much to include a St Louis Rams jacket?
A: We contacted the NFL, but they wouldn't allow it.
Jan 17, 2010
Q: Can you positively guarantee that this is Rush? He is looking a little too skinny.
A: We guarantee. We ran out of stuffing
Jan 17, 2010

[Lisa0825]

5. Kick for the day shift! nt

:kick:

[Born_A_Truman]

6. But the shipping charges would be more than rent!

[LWolf]

7. Bidding at $218.50

:rofl:

How many of us would bid if we could afford to? A great way to raise money for Doctors Without Borders.

[Maru Kitteh]

9. In a heartbeat.

[Contrary1]

8. The bid is now at $325.00

Yea, Johnnyvoodoo!

[mzmolly]

11. And the proceeds will go to Doctors without boarders!

:rofl: :toast: to Johnnyvoodoo!

[Bucky]

10. My only concern: what if I stick the pin in a place where it gives him pleasure?

One good poke in the voodoo ass and he might not need to spend money on viagra any more.

[47of74]

14. EWWW..

[47of74]

15. If I were to get the doll, I'd put some catnip inside the doll.

I'm not. It's not that I'm short on cash but the amount of money needed is already spoken for.

But if I was going to get this doll, I'd get some catnip and put it inside the doll. Then turn it over to my sister's cat and let her go at it.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

16. It should be dressed in crushed velvet.

[lpbk2713]

17. I just checked. It's been pulled by eBay.

It was a good idea while it lasted but I thought they would
pull it after enough Shittoheads whined and complained.

[Contrary1]

18. It's been re-listed:

"My first attempt at auctioning this doll was removed for the following violations, for which I apologize...

"eBay does not allow the listing of items which promote or glorify violence against any person. eBay also does not allow the sale of prescription drugs on the site. This item may be re-listed if the description does not mention causing any harm to another person, and if the listing states the bottle is not really oxycontin.

We don't allow listings that promote or glorify violence on eBay. We also don't allow listings associated with organizations that promote violence or hatred."

Again, I apologize. Here it goes again...

Rush Limbaugh Voodoo Doll for sale. The bottle does not contain Oxycontin - it contains bubblegum. All proceeds go to Doctors Without Borders.

To learn more about Doctors Without Borders, visit...

http://doctorswithoutborders.org/ "

http://cgi.ebay.com/RUSH-LIMBAUGH-VOODOO-DOLL-Proceeds-Go-To-Haiti-relief_W0QQitemZ190366678647QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item2c52bcfe77

Current bid is $163.50

They also removed the Pat Robertson voodoo doll at the request of the Red Cross. It has been re-listed at http://cgi.ebay.com/PAT-ROBERTSON-VOODOO-DOLL-Proceeds-Go-To-Haiti-relief_W0QQitemZ190366726496QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item2c52bdb960 with proceeds going to Doctors Without Borders USA

Current bid: $510.00