Jim Cramer: major stock market rally if Coakley loses.

[invictus]

"More important, though, I think investors who are nervous about the dictatorship of the Pelosi proletariat will feel at ease, and we could have a gigantic rally off a Coakley loss and a Brown win. It will be a signal that a more pro-business, less pro-labor government could be in front of us. Hey, would you say it is more China like perhaps? No, we can never be as capitalist as the Communist Chinese. But how about a little bit less like the old Soviet Union? Yeah, that would be a bit more like it. Pelosi politburo emasculation! Everything from the banks, which are usually in the Democrats' penalty box, or the oils which are despised by this administration for being carbon, could be propelled dramatically higher all of this Tuesday night."

http://www.businessinsider.com/jim-cramer-markets-will-surge-wednesday-if-coakley-loses-2010-1

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[Hello_Kitty]

1. But he's a lifelong Democrat!

:sarcasm:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

2. Fuck Jim Cramer. Also, Obama winning in 08 hasn't exactly been bad for the market.

[B Calm]

23. NO SHIT!

[Ozymanithrax]

3. So if she wins we will see a Coakley crash?

I have nothing good to say about Jim Cramer.

[still_one]

8. I hope she wins, and actually that would be interesting to see if the drugs and

insurance companies fall back

[Ozymanithrax]

17. I find things like this fascinating.

Craemer obviously believes that Democrats are communists, which shows him to be woefully ignorance on the nature of communism, socialism, or even the left side of the political spectrum. In fact, he appears to be an over paid under informed ass.

[still_one]

27. Cramer is an idiot /nt

[still_one]

4. That is what all the wall street analysts are saying along with HCR will be doomed

Drugs and insurance companies have broken resistence levels, and at least as far as wall street is concerned that is what they want

[Johonny]

5. He and his viewers do know Pelosi isn't in the senate right?

The sad thing is the people that watch him believe that *. Does Jim? Doubt it but it makes him$$

[uponit7771]

6. Stewart roasted this guy and he deserved it.

[thunder rising]

7. If we get any more pro-business I think shelter box options would be an interesting investment.

[lapfog_1]

9. When the time comes

He is one of the ones that I want to see up against the wall. Right next to Lou Dobbs.

[Warpy]

10. Corporate hacks are trying every fake news thing they can think of

to get that shrieking wack job Brown elected.

Of course, any fool who thinks Cramer knows what he's talking about will soon be parted from his money.

[Patsy Stone]

11. This was *the* financial talking point this morning.

I heard the same thing from Erin Burnett and some other guy on CNBC. CNBC/NBC/MSNBC want you to vote for Brown to save poor Wall Street. Please make a note of it.

[Marr]

26. Yep-- these financial shows are all about manipulating their stupid

audiences in various ways.

[Doctor_J]

12. I'll wait for the Daily Show video of Cramer telling Repuke big shots

that he'll campaign for Brown

[YOY]

13. So we can pretty much expect the opposite to be true.

Because let's face it. Kramer has the winning streak of your typical "finance Guru".

[wroberts189]

14. Jon Stewart showed how this tool was wrong so many times ..yet Jimbo is still on tv ..sigh. nt

[wisteria]

15. Screw Cramer. Our portfolio has gone up since Obama has been in office.

We don't need or want a Massachusett Dem loss to have it go up a little more. So again, screw Cramer.

[Grand Taurean]

16. Jon Stewart roasted Jim's tiny weiner

and Jim deserved it! :puke:

[Cheap_Trick]

18. Cram it, Cramer. nt

[AndyA]

19. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. Has this man ever been correct about anything?

His advice leading up to the MELTDOWN in 2008 sure didn't hit the mark. No credibility. Why is he even still on TV? :shrug:

[Hannah Bell]

21. +100. connections is my guess. but he's just a mouthpiece for hidden interests.

[Winterblues]

20. That makes zero sense

It was the Republicans that drove the stock market down to the dungeon so electing more Republicans will do nothing but bring it back down.

[louis-t]

22. His mind hasn't been right since he lost all that money.

He had to resort to acting crazy to stay on tv, cuz he's been wrong so many times.

[Blue Owl]

24. I say let the dumb fucks who believe this dolt

be crushed under the weight of their own stupidity.

[Marr]

25. You know what strikes me about this?

He actually uses the word, "proletariat" as a pejorative. The whole statement is dripping with the sentiment. But these same people instantly dismiss as "class warfare" anything that would favor the middle class over big money.

The second thing that strikes me is the the notion that this government could be any more 'pro-business, ant-labor' than it already is.