BringEmOn
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Tue Jan-19-10 07:21 PM
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You Just Might Be a Republican if..... |
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...you gleefully spend $100 million sniffing Clinton's bedsheets, but only after months of resistance, obstruction, and opposition, initially allocate ONLY $3 million for a sham investigation of 9-11.
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sakabatou
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Tue Jan-19-10 07:22 PM
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1. You see science as a complete sham |
Mz Pip
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Tue Jan-19-10 07:26 PM
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2. You support abstinence only education |
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and traditional family values but gave Bristol and Levi a huge round of applause the the RNC convention. :applause:
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HillbillyBob
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Tue Jan-19-10 07:50 PM
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5. while their own parties reps and senators |
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screw around with men in air port restrooms and prostitutes and thats ok cause they say they are Christian. Preach hate and divisiveness.
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damyank913
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Tue Jan-19-10 07:26 PM
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3. YOU BELIEVE THE EARTH IS 6000 YEARS OLD. |
XanaDUer
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Tue Jan-19-10 07:28 PM
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4. You constantly vote against your own interests |
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Tue Jan-19-10 08:01 PM
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6. You carry loaded weapons to a public event. n/t |
Vinnie From Indy
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Tue Jan-19-10 08:05 PM
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7. you have to tell the hooker to hurry up cutting the lines of coke and get on with the blowjob |
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because you are running late picking your wife up for the "Morals of A Christian Patriot" speech you are giving at the local "Teabagger" rally.
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Motown_Johnny
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Tue Jan-19-10 08:09 PM
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8. your capacity for compassion is surpassed by your ring size |
sendero
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Tue Jan-19-10 08:12 PM
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9. You vote with the money party.. |
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... because you actually think you will have some one day.
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applegrove
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Tue Jan-19-10 10:09 PM
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10. All your policies come boil down to rich people not wanting to pay taxes. |
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Tue Jan-19-10 10:14 PM
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11. You go from holding the position of House majority leader... |
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...to ex-contestant on Dancing with the Stars.
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