Javaman
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Thu Jan-21-10 11:56 AM
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2012 AT&T presidential swearing in... |
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Edited on Thu Jan-21-10 11:57 AM by Javaman
the bible today is sponsored by, "Bible-U. Where bibles aren't just about being holy, it's about you!"
fox airhead: I heard that the chief justices robe is a versace.
fox airhead 2: really? nice. Oh, quickly, coming right up after the AT&T swearing in, fox news will be presenting the Kinkos rebuttal by John Boener.
fox airhead: it's so nice that Ford provided the transportation for the SS, but that tricked out Limo the president is coming in, is amazing
fox airhead 2: It's not just amazing, it was provided by the good people at The Learning Channel and their show, "Pimp my ride!".
fox airhead: I love that show. Oh wait a second, this just coming in. It appears as if Sprint presidential challenge will have to be moved indoors to the Pizza Hut Grand Ballroom. Weather (makes sad face)
fox airhead 2: Oh those poor orphans from the Huggies Home of Homeless waifs will just have to buck up (cutesy face).
-You get the idea-
Thank you supreme court for allowing corporations to contribute to political candidates with no limits.
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Thu Jan-21-10 11:58 AM
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1. This Term of the 114th "Toyota presents" the US Senate is now called to order |
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Thu Jan-21-10 12:00 PM
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And chillingly prophetic, I suspect.
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Thu Jan-21-10 12:02 PM
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3. And may God (tm) Bless the United States of Coca-Cola |
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Thu Jan-21-10 12:03 PM
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4. Kind of puts a whole new spin on the oath of office, huh? |
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Thu Jan-21-10 12:23 PM
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5. next stop... idiocracy. |
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Thu Jan-21-10 12:32 PM
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6. Yep, enjoy your Brawndo and big-ass fries.. |
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It's got electrolytes, and a healthy serving of corporate bullshit.
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Thu Jan-21-10 12:57 PM
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Actually I think we should take Robin Williams' idea and get our elected officials to wear NASCAR-style jackets that way we can see what companies are sponsoring them.
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