Why does Jim Cramer still have a job? The butt-sniffing corporate lackey swore that Brown's election

[11 Bravo]

would lead to an "immediate" spike in the market as investors responded to a "business-friendly" Senator.
As I type this, the market has dropped nearly 400 points since Scott Brown was declared the winner in the Massachusetts special election. Methinks it's time for Jon Stewart to take Jimmy-boy to the woodshed once again. And this time, don't stop until the slimy little bastard is whimpering on the floor in a puddle of his own piss and puke.

[harun]

1. Puh-lease, none of these guys actually have to be right. They just have to cheerlead people

to invest.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

2. He really ought to be over on the Weather Channel.

[LiberalFighter]

3. Dressed how?

Dressed in leather bikini and harness?

[Warpy]

4. Nope. Wherever he is, he needs this getup

Truth in advertising.

[WCGreen]

5. Because he rolls his sleeves up and has a goatee.

[TxRider]

6. Yes because he should have predicted that China

Would announce new credit rules tightening credit the day after Brown got elected.

Sheez..

[MrsCorleone]

7. Jim Cramer is the master of pump & dump. Classic case of buy the rumor, sell the news. nt