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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:04 PM
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Question: Can I marry a corporation? They seem to have good health care....
Jus sayin, this shit is just ridiculous....

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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:06 PM
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1. shameless bump
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Sherman A1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:10 PM
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2. In some states it may depend upon the gender of the corporation
but, who knows......
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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:11 PM
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5. lofl!!!
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SlipperySlope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:10 PM
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3. Sarcastic bump
Edited on Thu Jan-21-10 04:10 PM by SlipperySlope
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bain_sidhe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:10 PM
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4. Dunno - what gender is a corporation
and is it the same gender as you are?
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The Backlash Cometh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 07:21 PM
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36. You all beat me by three hours!
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NeeDeep Donating Member (69 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:12 PM
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6. We're all married to corporations. . . just turn on the TV
Brainwashing propaganda abounds, as for sex they believe in the four Fs - find ya - fool ya - fu%#k ya - and keep ya coming back for more, and pay for the privilege, ok I guess that's four Fs and a P.
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deadmessengers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:12 PM
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7. Why not? They're already fucking you, you might as well. n/t
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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:14 PM
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12. LOFL!!! Yeap, they're getting the milk for free....I'ma have to cut em off!!
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Cali_Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:40 PM
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23. LOL
:spray:
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BR_Parkway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:13 PM
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8. Technically, the corporation has the ability to enter into a contract
wouldn't that blow some minds!!

Just make sure it's a "one woman" corporation if you're "one man" in those states that require it
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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:14 PM
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9. yeap
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:14 PM
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10. this has the makings of a very good publicity stunt ala Abbie Hoffman
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:14 PM
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11. I don't think they're the marrying kind, if you know what I mean....
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:18 PM
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13. Corporations are polygamists...you won't be their only spouse
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Winterblues Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:21 PM
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14. What next marrying a hand truck?
What a slippery slope, it would definitely lead to people wanting to marry their TV or maybe even their car....the horror.....
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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:22 PM
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15. Yeap, man on xbox sex will just give the Reich Wing something else to fight against
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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:27 PM
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16. We can also charge Exxon with partial birth abortion for killing their green energy program
..which we all knew was a sham anyhow.
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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:32 PM
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17. Yeap, where is the Reich wingers.....
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:33 PM
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18. Golddigger!

You know everyone will just think you're marrying JP Morgan Chase for the money.

why can't you just marry a nice person of the same sex as you and avoid all the controversy?
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BlueCollar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:34 PM
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19. Be easier to have your gender changed to "corporation"
Edited on Thu Jan-21-10 04:35 PM by BlueCollar
then you could be free of meddlesome things like paying taxes and being a responsible human being....and you wouldn't have to have children.
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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:38 PM
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21. It'd be easier to be a hooker...
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:35 PM
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20. I call Apple Computer!!!
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Chisox08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:39 PM
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22. I call Microsoft!!!
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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:44 PM
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28. MS will be in jail for partial birth abortion too.
Vaporware and all.:evilgrin:
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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:43 PM
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25. I'll fight you for Apple's affections. Apple doesn't want to marry a MIchael Bolton anyhow.
Go back to Initech ...JUST a moMENT! :D
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 07:20 PM
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35. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks!!!
:rofl:

OK if Apple's taken I'll call Southwest Airlines then. I'll get free travel that way! :evilgrin:
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:42 PM
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24. Apparently yes but NOT if the corporation is "geh"...
:eyes:

:sarcasm:
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:43 PM
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26. Is there a dating website where you can meet and marry a nice single corporation?
:rofl:
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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:57 PM
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32. lol
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:43 PM
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27. Can you bring Russian corporations over to the states and marry them?
:rofl:
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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:56 PM
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31. Only if they're hot
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Pryderi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:44 PM
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29. lol! POST OF THE DAY!
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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 04:56 PM
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30. thx
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Junkdrawer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 05:01 PM
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33. There a business idea in there: Marry a foreign corporation and give it US citizenship....
Prolly save them a fortune in taxes and tariffs.
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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 05:04 PM
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34. Yeap, you can go in with a foreign national and creat a foreign business..marry it and you don't
...owe taxes any longer.

Damn, this could be....at least good for laughs
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Pryderi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-21-10 07:36 PM
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37. K&r.
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