Cronus Protagonist
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Fri Jan-22-10 05:21 PM
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Now that Corporations have the power to VOTE, will they also have to serve jury duty? |
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Fri Jan-22-10 05:25 PM
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1. When can they be executed? |
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You know, if their actions willfully causes the death of another....
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Fri Jan-22-10 05:43 PM
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9. I think that might actually be possible. |
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Forced bankruptcy for negligent or willful death of another person.
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Will corporations now have to register for the draft when they turn 18?
If the draft comes back, can an entire corporation be drafted?
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Fri Jan-22-10 05:27 PM
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Fri Jan-22-10 05:28 PM
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4. and also PISS TEST THEM |
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Fri Jan-22-10 05:29 PM
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5. How about a class action suit under the Equal Protection clause. |
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If they can be a "person", then I can be a corporation, and demand that same tax breaks, same access to loans, etc.
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Fri Jan-22-10 05:30 PM
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Political Heretic
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Fri Jan-22-10 05:32 PM
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7. Corporations do already marry. :) |
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Fri Jan-22-10 06:17 PM
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10. Screwing each other isn't marriage. |
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Fri Jan-22-10 06:30 PM
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Hewlett-Packard "wed" with Compaq for example...
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Fri Jan-22-10 06:33 PM
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12. And they sucked air for a long time afterwards. |
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Fri Jan-22-10 10:22 PM
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14. that's the honeymoon ;p |
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Fri Jan-22-10 10:25 PM
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15. Someone bell the bed! |
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Fri Jan-22-10 05:42 PM
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8. I will kick their asses. I'm callin them out to meet me. |
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Mano y mano.
Nah, that would be too pathetic, like beating up somebody's grandmother. If they were really people I'll bet they would all look and sound just like Larry Kudlow or Joe Lieberman.
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Fri Jan-22-10 10:14 PM
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13. "How does the defendant feel about New and Improved Jiffy Pop popcorn?" |
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"Well, I don't really care it."
"Guilty!"
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