Faux News and math. If this were true, it would be a hell of a ride.

[Are_grits_groceries]

http://probablybadnews.com/2010/01/22/funny-news-headlines-faster-than-rollercoasters/

There is a button that says 'blastoff.'

[Schema Thing]

1. in free fall mode

[logosoco]

2. Wow!

100 miles per minute! Let's see, average speed on a highway is 60 miles an hour, so 100 miles per minute is...well, gosh, that is fast. (I guess that is as far as a Fox viewer can figure it.)

[Toots]

3. Might be a little G-Force with that ride...

:shrug: 6000 miles per hour, that is escape velocity.

[hunter]

4. Which is worse, going up or going down?

Going up? First you get knocked down on the floor, then you get slammed into the ceiling, and then you fall to the floor.

Going down? First you get slammed into the ceiling, and then you get slammed into the floor.

There will be a trauma team awaiting your arrival on every floor... Complimentary craniotomies and orthopedic surgery are available, just ask any member of our helpful concierge staff.