If corporations were actual people.

[angrycarpenter]

If a mega corporation were an actual person he would be a person that could: Live for centuries, influence the behavior of thousands, be able to shout louder than thousands of regular people, do the work of thousands of people, appear in hundreds of places at once, be able to put pressure on anyone no matter who they are, get in to see anyone no matter how important, be able to appear on any channel at anytime and say whatever they want, be able to hire any number of lawyers to defend them and win even when they are obviously guilty, in other words, Superman with the brain of Lex Luthor. And whats more our superman can devour other supermen to become even more powerful supermen and become so big that their fall would be catastrophic or even impossible. I know this sounds kind of silly but if it were literally true then where is the wisdom in getting rid of all of the Kryptonite?

[NoNothing]

1. So that must mean

Chuck Norris is a corporation!

[ChicagoSuz219]

2. Nah...

...Chuck Norris eats corporations for breakfast! LOL