This is pretty drop dead funny...or is it sad....if only it were true...

[NRaleighLiberal]

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/i_dont_even_want_to_be_alive

From The Onion..

OPINION
I Don't Even Want To Be Alive Anymore
BY RUSH LIMBAUGH
JANUARY 25, 2010 | ISSUE 46•04


"I know there are a lot of people out there who are upset about some of the things I've been saying on my radio program lately. My comments about the situation in Haiti have hurt and angered many Americans who genuinely care about the plight of the Haitian people, and that hurt and anger will likely never go away. Many of you are probably wondering, "What would compel a human being to say things like that?" Well, here's your answer: I am a very bad person. And, to tell you the truth, I don't really want to be alive anymore."

snip....

"I've imagined my death a thousand times over, and it's always the same. In my mind's eye, a serene setting comes into view. I see a funeral procession driving down some small-town Main Street in Nowheresville, U.S.A. On one side of the street, a collection of sycophants and morons are paying their respects in subliterate, sanctimonious tones. Meanwhile, on the other side of the street, I can just make out the faint image of a young boy, his brow furrowed in confusion, clutching the hand of his father. "Who is that man, Daddy?" he asks as the hearse containing my bloated, lifeless body rolls by. "Who is that person they speak of?" The father will then lower his head and say, "There, my son, go the remains of Rush Hudson Limbaugh, the most abominable lump of festering dog shit in the history of American broadcasting. May the likes of him never again soil or tarnish the greatness of our fair country."

Please forgive me, everyone. I am so sorry."

As if!!!!

[Wapsie B]

1. I know it's The Onion and all but I wonder if there isn't a nugget of truth in there somewhere?

[Electric Monk]

2. Unrec, dupe thread and the other one is well up the Greatest Page already (41 recs)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7566517

[NRaleighLiberal]

4. thanks - and sorry.....didn't catch it there.

[Submariner]

3. Lucky for Rush that he has no feelings whatsoever

A normal person would read this about themselves and probably work himself up into a stroke. This won't phase Rushbo when he reads it, other than giving him a few hours of hate radio subject matter to whine about.