HuffPost Comedy's State Of The Union Drinking Game.

[alittlelark]

*EDITED to apologize for the Lousy Cut and paste!*
Please click on link! :silly:



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/26/state-of-the-union-drinki_n_436932.html



Event Instructions


Obama says "let me be clear" Do one shot

Obama says "change isn't easy" Do one shot

Obama says "make no mistake" Do one shot
Obama says "Let me be clear,
change isn't easy, make no mistake." He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots

Joe Wilson yells something Do two shots

Obama yells back Finish the bottle

Obama says "jobs" Do one shot, two if you're unemployed

Obama says "health care" Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver

Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal Do one shot

Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Obama mentions Bo Put beer in your dog's water bowl

Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress Go immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups
Joe Biden nods-off/laughs
inappropriately/starts talking
before the speech is over Do three shots
Obama uses the term "Congressional
leadership" Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow

Obama says he's "fighting for you" Do one shot, two if you believe him
Obama mentions Haiti Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross



:toast: :evilgrin:

[phantom power]

1. "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake."

:rofl:

[CBR]

2. The "Let me be clears" will have me wasted. LOL! nt

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. LOL

[Doctor_J]

4. Obama bashes obstructionists - wake up, you're dreaming

[joeybee12]

5. "Jobs" will be the killer...we'll all be drunk within 3 minutes...n/t

[elocs]

6. Wow, I reckon this would be a shortcut to alcohol poisoning.

I expect a lot of pretty words and promises and some mass orgasms from the cheerleaders about how it is one of the greatest speeches known in American political history.

[Froward69]

7. Coping a Buzz just

thinking about it...

[Lasher]

8. Hardehardeharrrr!!!!!

Tnx, I needed a laugh and I don't think I'm alone in that respect.

[thecrow]

9. Checking to see if there's that much liquor in the house.....

[thunder rising]

10. "Bipartisan" ... better have 2 bottles

[undeterred]

13. "bipartisan" and I'm unplugging the television

[Raineyb]

11. And to think I'll have to miss this. n/t

[MadBadger]

12. Gotta do one for "The Notion"

though that could be more of a press conference thing

[sharp_stick]

14. I'll have to hit the liquor store

before going home and put myself down for a sick day tomorrow.

[EFerrari]

15. "I know a lot of folks are frustrated and angry" = get a snack to absorb the alcohol.