One of the Landrieu spies and his "angry penis"

[marmar]

Stan Dai


from AlterNet:


....(snip)...

Still others have speculated that O'Keefe was seeking to uncover some imagined grand conspiracy in light of the special deal Landrieu won for additional Medicaid payments to Louisiana once she agreed to vote to allow the health care bill to come to the Senate floor. (An influx of contractors after Hurricane Katrina had artificially driven up income statistics for that state, forcing federal Medicaid payments down.)

Like the other three suspects, Dai rose through the ranks of conservative campus journalism, writing for the GW Patriot, the alternative right-leaning newspaper published by students at George Washington University in Washington, DC, where Dai went to school. While attending GWU, he co-wrote a piece called The Penis Monologues, a satire of the play, "The Vagina Monologues."

In one passage, Dai recalls how his penis felt after a friend invited him to a performance of "The Vagina Monologues."

"MY PENIS IS ANGRY!!!!!!!" Dai wrote. "You want to know what happened to my penis? (...) Look, I'm no misogynist, I like women, just not crazy, screaming, vagina-obsessed ones! They scare me!" ...........(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.alternet.org/news/145457/james_bond_wannabe_part_of_right-wing_plot_to_bug_senator%27s_phones?page=1

[WeDidIt]

1. That explains a lot about this fuck.

He's scared of women and it makes his penis angry.

[me b zola]

38. I think that describes most conservative men. n/t

[live love laugh]

43. Bingo. Regressive Repressives. nt

[seabeyond]

2. They scare me!" ... so a shriveled penis, not angry penis. got it. nt

[AzDar]

3. If I were attached to that loser, I'd be angry, too

;-)

[blondeatlast]

8. DUzy! Gives a whole new meaning to thinking with his dick...

:rofl:

[Quantess]

31. I actually laughed out loud.

:rofl:

[SallyMander]

35. LOL!

Well played :rofl:

[Odin2005]

45. LOL!

DUzy material! :rofl:

[lame54]

4. now they can be "The Penis Quartet"

[rurallib]

5. LOL!

I immediately got an image in my head .............

[LeftinOH]

6. "They scare me": That sums up RW mens' feelings about women; what a dickstain.

[Ignis]

30. "dickstain"

:spray:

I haven't heard that one in years...and it seems perfectly suited to this Wingnut.

[KittyWampus]

7. This is a valuable insight into these guys'' mindset. It's hard to grasp. I still don't "get it".

But this at least gives me a shot at trying.

[arcadian]

9. Something tells me no vagina has ever invited Dai to a performance.

YOU lie!

[marmar]

10. THANKS A LOT !!!! I'll be cleaning coffee off my keyboard and desk for hours....

:spray:

[blondeatlast]

15. This thread has DUzy all over it. Luckily, DUzy isn't sticky... nt

[LeftyMom]

11. Oh, I thought this was about somebody else.

:rofl:

[DavidDvorkin]

12. My penis has no opinion

It a creature of simple needs.

[Stevenmarc]

13. His Penis is angry, he obviously rubbed it the wrong way.

[marmar]

18. He probably rubs it a lot. In fact, he's probably the only one who does.

:evilgrin:

[femrap]

14. WOW.....that surely

explains many, many males in this world.

What a keeper!

Thanks for posting.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Froward69]

16. He may have had a better time at the

penis puppet show... :rofl:

When I saw the Vagina Monologues, MY penis got interested... I mean VERY interested. stood up and saluted (if ya know what I mean.):rofl: :patriot:

[snagglepuss]

17. ROFLMAO I hope "MY PENIS IS ANGRY " goes viral.

[Canuckistanian]

27. You won't believe this..

The 3rd item title in a search for "angry penis" is..... wait for it...









Coping With Having a Small Penis

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[marmar]

34. Maybe that's why he was so mad.

nt

[Starry Messenger]

19. I have no clever line.

I just wanted to be in this thread. :D

[leftstreet]

21. LOL - same here

:-)

You don't read 'angry penis' on DU every day

[Starry Messenger]

23. This DU thread is #2 on google for searching "angry penis"

We're a part of history now. :)

[ddeclue]

20. DUZY!

[Missy Vixen]

22. It works?

He may need a search party to locate it.

Just sayin'.

:woohoo:

[riderinthestorm]

24. Oh my gawd. Too funny! nt

[Canuckistanian]

25. Ahhhhhhahahha.....

I can't breathe.....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[concerned1]

26. Anger erupts

[Bucky]

36. Anger burns within me.

[TankLV]

40. maybe you should see your doctor about that burning...

[uppityperson]

28. Here is his writing.. ("maybe you find this offensive.If not, I failed") FAIL!

[chollybocker]

29. "Dai's penis, sheepishly avoiding a phalanx of reporters...

...slid his hood over his head and thanked his parents for not circumsizing him."

[Bucky]

32. Well, he and his miffed weiner will have a lot of time to "work out" their issues in jail now.

Let this be a warning to all young college students. Joining the College Republicans will eventually get you tossed in jail. Being a College Republican is apparently a gateway crime.

[marmar]

37. There is no bigger a group of knuckledragging Cro-Magnons than College Repugs....

..... admittedly, at the University of Michigan, they were a really small group. But that just made them all the more moronic.

[seeinfweggos]

41. you got that right

and this thread is one of the funniest things ever.

[LeftishBrit]

33. So in other words, he's a prick?

[Binka]

39. Time For Pener Management Classes n/t

[donheld]

42. I think you left out a word in the title.

The word you left out is "tiny'

[MilesColtrane]

44. The guys in the federal penitentiary are going to be singing....

"Hello...Dal-ly, yes hello..Dal-ly, it's so nice to see you...back were you belong."

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

46. Must have an incredibly small penis.

He's probably a gun nut to make up for it.