Breaking: Exxon-Mobile to run for U.S. Senate seat from Delaware.

[Democrats_win]

Exxon-Mobile has announced it's intention to run for the Senate seat in Delaware. Analysts expect this race to be a contested race as Delaware is a haven for corporations. "In the up coming weeks, we expect many major credit card companies to throw their names into the hat." Says an unnamed souse. He adds, "All of this is made possible by the Supreme Joke's confirmation that corporations are human too."

Already there are groups coming forth to support corporations as they strive to take their rightful place as actual persons. One such group, Corporations Really Are People (CRAP) has decided to campaign for Exxon-Mobile.

[bridgit]

1. Ben & Jerry should run, they'd be a shoe-in

Or Jelly Belly, much more American :kick:

[Lesleymo]

2. haha!

I heard Exxon-Mobile was having an affair with Wells Fargo. Rumor has it there's a love child.

[Fleshdancer]

8. It's shameful that Exxon-Mobile would cheat on Wachovia

and I heard about the love child too...so sad.

[Bonhomme Richard]

3. Delaware primary - Exxon vs Dupont n/t

[DJ13]

4. Doesnt matter as long as Goldman Sachs is President

[leftstreet]

7. +1

[Demoiselle]

5. Dear Democrats-win....Did you intend to quote an "unnamed souse?"

Please don't change it. I love it. Tee Hee.

[undeterred]

6. Capital One is going to run against Exxon-Mobile

Experts expect the amount of spending to rival a presidential campaign.

[Kablooie]

9. But Chiapet Inc. will certainly give them a run for their money.