Two bust for goat sex

[cory777]

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 15:54

Two young men accused of having sex with a goat in central Mozambique are facing criminal charges, and the goat's owner is demanding they make traditional wedding arrangements, state media said on Friday.

The young men, whose names and ages were not released, were caught in the act by police and arrested outside the rural town of Mbucuta in central Mozambique, said the website of the state broadcaster.

"One of the young men was naked and holding the goat's head, and the other was having sex with the animal," witness Mario Creva told Radio Mozambique.

District prosecutor Leonides Mapasse said the two will face trial for simple larceny.

The goat's owner may also file a civil suit against them, he said.

The owner is demanding the young men pay him damages and initiate a traditional wedding ceremony by paying "lobolo", a dowry, a family member told Radio Mozambique.

http://news.iafrica.com/quirky/2257520.htm

"wedding ceremony" ??

[DJ13]

1. Thats pretty cool, your wife could also be your nanny

:hide:

[Nikki Stone1]

3. I've had a glass of chardonnay and that's now very funny.

:rofl:

[cliffordu]

6. DuZy.......

:rofl:

I apologize to our goatish friends.

But ya gotta admit that's pretty funny......

[AnneD]

10. But what about the kids...

:hide:

[valerief]

7. Badda bing!

:rofl:

[Bluebear]

23. But she'll only eat the wedding certificate.

[Foo Fighter]

2. When I saw the "wedding arrangements" in the first line, I scrolled down

because I figured it was a link from The Onion. Guess not.

"Wedding ceremony?" Please, can't someone think of the children for once? ;)

That's one wedding picture I want to see. I'm curious what the Maid of Honor and Best Man look like but I really want to see video of, er, someone giving the "bride" away.

[Nikki Stone1]

4. Just the hours looking for the wedding dress alone would be a great reality show

:D

[Foo Fighter]

16. LOL! Oh man, a goat in a wedding dress.

Oddly enough, I'm afraid that must might attract quite a viewership.

Oh man, just think of the First Dance.

Damn, this could be good for a whole mini-series. :7

[AnneD]

14. Who...

eats the bouquet. I can see them chasing after the car to eat the shoes tied to the bumper.

[customerserviceguy]

5. What's worse

is that the goat was underage.

[lpbk2713]

8. That goat sure had a purdy mouf.

[WillyT]

9. Don't Knock It... They're Not B-a-a-a-a-a-d !!!

:evilgrin:

Or is that sheep?

:silly:

[NYC_SKP]

11. Was this a male or a female goat? Was this goat at or above the age of consent? Was it drinking?

There are a lot of details I think we need to know before anyone talks marriage, for cryin out loud!

[Quantess]

12. What was the goat wearing?

[Extend a Hand]

13. EEEWWWEE

no wait! (wrong animal)
:rofl:

[Triana]

15. Play...The Goat or Who is Sylvia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Goat,_or_Who_is_Sylvia%3F

People shouldn't take theatre seriously.

[Happy Hippy]

17. ......

Mozambique huh? Well....I don't think goats carry AIDs, so ..............maybe it's a safer alternative? HAHA j/k!

I know, I know, that was horrible. What on earth would make a human have sex with a goat?

Also - The title reads "Two bust for Goat sex". Is that some kind of pun?

[FarLeftRage]

18. Are they repuKKKes???

Just had to ask...

[Fumesucker]

19. The kids are alright..

[mindwalker_i]

20. Geeze, talk about being horny...

[guitar man]

21. Good gawd

There are repubs in Mozambique? Who knew?

:rofl:

[eridani]

22. Aberforth!! Is that you?? n/y