I love Andy Borowitz!

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http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/27071

Obama to GOP: I Will Quit Smoking if You Will Quit Being Dicks

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - President Barack Obama today threw down a new gauntlet in the battle over healthcare reform, telling his Republican opponents, "Here's the deal: I will quit smoking if you will quit being dicks."

While most political observers expected the GOP leadership to reject the President's offer out of hand, House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) suggested that he and other top Republicans would "take seriously" Mr. Obama's challenge to cease their dick-like behavior...

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:rofl:

Diane

Anishnabe in MI

[hlthe2b]

1. Yup.. it is the satirists, humorists, comedians who will get us through

Jon Stewart and Colbert, the Onion, Borowtiz, Letterman and Conan and a few others-- promote sanity (and the humor in truth) as Mark Twain did more than a century ago..

[EFerrari]

2. His is the only humor column I get in my personal email

:)