A Tea-Baggers Wet Dream

[lame54]

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-sarah-palin-sex-doll-now-on-sale/

Sarah Palin Sex Doll Now On Sale
Posted by: Susannah Breslin
7:30AM, Thursday October 9th 2008

Considering how obsessed the nation is with Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, it was only a matter of time before someone created a love doll in her likeness. After the jump, all the details on what may be America’s first political sex doll.



Created by adult product purveyors Topco, the Sarah Palin blowup doll is known as the “This is NOT Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll.” Featuring a busty, conservatively dressed Palin lookalike, the box cover promises: “Cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate!” The political love doll’s suggested uses include: “Blow her up and show her how you’re going to vote,” “Let her pound your gavel over and over,” and “It’s time some male interns caused a scandal in the Capitol.” In addition, the company suggests, the Palin doll could stand in for the candidate at her next debate with Democratic vice presidential candidate Joe Biden. “This blow-up sex doll could really satisfy the swing voters.” Who knew the coming presidential election could be decided by a sex doll?

[left coaster]

1. A sex doll that looks like Sarah Palin? Meh.

Now, if someone sold toilet paper with Sarah Palin's face printed on it? THAT I would buy.

[damyank913]

2. I read that this doll is so authentic...

...that it and Sarah have the same IQ.

[cliffordu]

10. DuZy!!!

:rofl:

[Blue Owl]

3. You can write your own customized notes on her vinyl hand!

n/t

[billybob537]

4. Don't do it !!!

Its a trick.
It'll suck your brain out!!!!

[proteus_lives]

5. That's nothing. Hustler apparently does a whole line of movies based on her.

[TheMightyFavog]

13. Yeah, I was gonna say...

Wasn't Flynt working on a skin flick called "Who's Nailin' Paylin?"

[YOY]

17. Done and out.

I've seen the torrents for it.

Wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole...no inuendo intendoed on the nintendo.

[damyank913]

20. Not sure-I only read the articles.

[HopeHoops]

23. Is that Sarah holding the sword in your quote line?

[Initech]

6. $69.95.... give it a try!

[Jackpine Radical]

7. They missed a bet there. The price

shoulda been 69.69

[Initech]

9. That was a line from the Frank Zappa song Ms. Pinky

It's a song about a blow-up doll, perfectly fitting! :evilgrin:

[pepperbear]

15. ooh, will she be there every night just before I go to bed? n/t

[Initech]

22. And her name is P-A-LIN... And her name is P-A-LIN...

:rofl:

[Drifter]

16. And Artificial Rhonda

from Thing-Fish

Cheers
Drifter

[damyank913]

21. Perfect for Mrs Alaska...

"Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow"

[gmoney]

8. October 2008?

Why isn't this in LBN?

[SsevenN]

11. For the record

I'm a Libertarian and I don't want that! EW EW EW!!!

[Ozymanithrax]

12. Can we buy one and send it to John McCain....

[nemo137]

14. This has been posted twice today

which is remarkable for a year and a half old article.

[YOY]

18. Well...I hope some sexually repressed FReep makes a sheisse video with his and posts online.

It would be two girls one cup all over again!

[DemoTex]

19. MILF

Mom I'd Like to FORGET!