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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-06-10 12:30 PM
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LOL !!! - How Arizona Citizens Should Relieve Themselves - FDL
How Arizona Citizens Should Relieve Themselves
By: Scarecrow Friday March 5, 2010 7:42 am

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Per the New York Times, it seems Arizona citizens, at least the ones who drive, are seriously pissed that their budget-strapped State Department of Transportation is closing rest stops along Arizona highways.

The people of Arizona kept their upper lips stiff when officials mortgaged off the state’s executive office tower and a “Daily Show” crew rolled into town to chronicle the transaction in mocking tones. They remained calm as lawmakers pondered privatizing death row.

But then the state took away their toilets, and residents began to revolt.

“Why don’t they charge a quarter or something?’” said Connie Lucas, who lives in Pine, Ariz., about a two-and-a-half-hour drive from here. “There was one rest stop between here and Phoenix, and we really needed it.”

Arizona has the largest budget gap in the country when measured as a percentage of its overall budget, and the state Department of Transportation was $100 million in the red last fall when it decided to close 13 of the state’s 18 highway rest stops.

But the move has unleashed a torrent of telephone calls and e-mail messages to state lawmakers, newspapers and the Department of Transportation deploring the lost toilets — one of the scores of small indignities among larger hardships that residents of embattled states face as governments scramble to shore up their finances.

“People in this state are mad about this,” said State Representative Daniel Patterson, a Democrat from Tucson who has sponsored a bill that would allow other entities to reopen and maintain the rest stops. “This bill may have the broadest support among members of any bill this year.”


Arizona now joins several other states also forced to close rest stops and nearly all states forced to cut/end other public services, close parks, postpone needed repairs, fire teachers/police/firemen and reduce health services. Welcome to Ronald Reagan’s Bathtub.

There is a solution for Arizona’s citizens: They should relieve themselves at the offices of their two elected Senators and any Republican Representatives.


Senators Kyl and McCain and all US Republican Congressmen not only refused to support the stimulus bill that included support for state budgets during the Great Recession; they also applauded Republican Senators Collins and Snowe when they demanded the level of state budget support be drastically reduced as the condition for getting any stimulus bill at all. And now this same lot has made it virtually impossible to get another essential stimulus to help the states.

When there are no rest stops, the only rational response is to piss on the lot.

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Link: http://seminal.firedoglake.com/diary/33422

Ronald Reagan's Bathtub... I like that.

:rofl:

:evilgrin:

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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-06-10 12:37 PM
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1. It is hitting home where taxes are used.
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-06-10 12:41 PM
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2. Yep... And Not Just In Arizona...
But all over the place.

People are starting to realize that many basic and essential services that they counted on are disappearing.

Reagan's Bathtub... Pottersville... Right-Wing Nirvana...

:shrug:

:hi:
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saigon68 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-06-10 12:45 PM
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3. TRUCKER BOMBS--- Jettisoned at HIGH SPEEDS aka. Pee Torpedoes



What's A Trucker Bomb?
Trucker Bomb - n. A container that was filled with urine while operating a motorized vehicle and jetisoned to the side of the roadway as litter. Common containers used as trucker bombs are plastic gallon jugs, small plastic bottles, and wide mouthed glass containers. However any container capable of holding a volume of liquid waste expelled from the human body can be used. (aka. Pee Torpedoes, Urine Jugs, Trucker Urinals, Pee Bombs, Liquid Litter, Howard Hughes Luggage, Pee Bottles)


http://www.truckerbombs.com/


Where the pee hits the concrete
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-06-10 12:47 PM
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4. When I have to drive between Phoenix and Las Vegas
I try to drink as little as possible to avoid the need to pull over somewhere. Not many rest stops on that stretch anyway and I can only think of one rest station that is convenient. I haven't drive up that way in the last year and now I wonder if that one rest stop is still open?
Being female makes peeing in the wild even more inconvenient. It's the only thing guys have the advantage over gals.
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-06-10 12:50 PM
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5. On Guys...
My mom has always called that feature, "The Handy Dandy Dispenser"!

:rofl:

:hi:
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-06-10 12:54 PM
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6. I've always thought of guys as having 'outdoor plumbing'.
And for me the thought of squatting over a scorpion to pee... well, let's just say I'd rather not. :scared:
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saigon68 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-06-10 05:44 PM
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7. `
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Motown_Johnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-06-10 05:50 PM
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8. they should use a bottle, then mail it to the Governor
the way tea baggers mail tea bags to people they don't like
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