Now THIS was an extremely fun read: Satan's FAQ.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11582

[Fumesucker]

1. I'll put it this way:

That was one lucky serpent..

:rofl:

[Warpy]

2. Oh, my, and even a clue as to who it is

My favorite so far:

Insurance companies are a product of the devil, right?

Let's see -- they make a lot of promises about what they'll do for you after you're dead, while demanding constant tithing, and then find a loophole at the last minute to avoid any responsibility. Sounds more like Christianity to me.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. Nah, THIS takes the cake:

Q. What is the one thing we could do to really, REALLY piss off God (besides asking you this question)?

A. What doesn't piss Him off anymore? He's got an eternal case of omnipresent PMS. I suppose one could bring that up, and ask whether that's where the Plague of Blood came from.

[Warpy]

4. Yeah, that was good, too

I sent this out to all my apostate friends, of course.