Republican Lawmaker Demands Recall of Car That Drove Him to Gay Club !

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GOP Lawmaker Demands Recall of Car That Drove Him to Gay Club
by Andy Borowitz
March 6, 2010

Anti-gay California State Sen. Roy Ashburn today demanded a sweeping recall of the vehicle that drove him to a gay nightclub this week.

Sen. Ashburn, a Republican who has consistently voted for anti-gay legislation, said that the car drove him to the club "against my will."

"If we are recalling cars for problems with their brakes and power steering, then surely we should be recalling vehicles that force their drivers to go to gay nightclubs," Sen. Ashburn said.

The state senator said not only did the car drive him to the gay nightclub, but it forced him to enter the club and party there for hours, resulting in his later arrest for DUI.

"I can't tell you what a menace this car is," he said. "It really is the gayest car I've ever seen."

In addition to calling for a recall of the gay car, Sen. Ashburn said he would sponsor legislation mandating that all California vehicles be fitted not only with GPS but gaydar.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/gop-lawmaker-demands-reca_b_488526.html

[ZombieHorde]

1. This is a joke, right? nt

[HeresyLives]

3. It's getting harder to tell anymore isn't it?

:rofl:

[ZombieHorde]

8. Poe's Law.

http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Poe%27s_Law

[Lasher]

2. I once had a dog that ate my homework.

And later on he forced me to smoke pot. There needs to be some kinda support group for victims like me and Senator Ashburn.

[Better Believe It]

4. You too? Well, I'll be damned!

[KILL THE WISE ONE]

5. FUNNY but is it real ?

[Better Believe It]

6. It's called satire!

:)

[KingFlorez]

7. So that's it

This is what the auto industry did in exchange for Obama bailing them out, they rigged cars to destroy conservatives. I don't know why I didn't see it before.

[LiberalFighter]

9. I wonder who is next?