Speaking of breast milk...Woman charged with breast milk assault

[Shell Beau]

Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer

OWENSBORO, Ky. – A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. WYMT-TV reported that a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform, she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her.

The woman now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100307/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_breast_milk_assault


Forgive me if this is a repeat.

I guess it could've been an accident. When the breast gets really full, it can have a mind of its own. :shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

1. If only she had thought to make it into cheese. She would have made a profit.

:rofl:

You CAN'T make this stuff up.

LDK is very proud. :loveya:

[Shell Beau]

2. LDK is trying to convince me of making mine into cheese because

it was so tasty. I told her it was just meant for her. :rofl: ICK! YUCK! :puke:



:hi:

[Tailormyst]

24. ....

:spray:

[Starry Messenger]

3. 40 proof breast milk?

What a waste!

[Shell Beau]

4. Breast milk is so precious!! You can't waste it. NO WASTING

THE MILK!!!!!!!!!! For real though!

[Chemisse]

5. A felony? That seems a little steep.

I suppose it could be considered an actual assault if she was HIV positive, but otherwise, I would say that that deputy needs to toughen up and take the squirts life hands her.

[Shell Beau]

7. I was wondering if spitting was a felony because I guess

it could be considered similar.

[vadawg]

9. its still an attack with bodily fluids and the statute probuably dosent differentiate between fluids

its not only HIV you have to worry about but hep as well, i wonder if its also okay to throw urine or spit as long as you are HIV negative?, probuably not especialy in the eyes of the relevant laws..

[Shell Beau]

13. If it was on purpose, she should be charged just

because of the disease factor. I don't know if it was on purpose or not. If you have an engorged breast, it can spray all on its on. Assuming she had on a bra, it had to be done purposefully. But if she didn't, then who knows.

[vadawg]

14. yup it all comes down to intent, and personally there is nothing worse than waiting for test results

to see if you are in the clear when you get a body fluids contact...

[Shell Beau]

15. My brother used to be a cop, now a state trooper, but he

got bitten by a guy he was chasing. Those days waiting were torture.

[Chemisse]

38. I once had breast milk spray out through a bra and shirt

Although it only projected a couple of inches beyond all that.

It can be a bit embarrassing.

[tekisui]

6. This is the best thing I have read in some time.

I never knew milk squirting was a 3rd degree assault. Too funny!

[Shell Beau]

8. And you'd be surprised at how far those suckers can squirt!

I have first hand knowledge!!:P

[vadawg]

10. rofl ole faithfull i know what you mean...

[Texasgal]

18. Oh yeah?

Do tell! Do Tell! :P

[Shell Beau]

20. Strictly on accident!

:P

[pipi_k]

11. Unprovoked lactose attack!!! Run for your lives!!!!

Two milk engorged breasts squirting milk all over the place like a couple of out of control fire hoses...



:rofl:

[Shell Beau]

12. It could get dangerous!

[safeinOhio]

16. The charge of drunk and disorderly

should cover all that goes with it. It should be assault or drunk, not both.

[vadawg]

19. why not both, if someone who is drunk assaults you wouldnt you want them charged with both

not sure what your reasoning is here...

[safeinOhio]

30. Nope, just one would be fine with me, for a change.

[vadawg]

36. nope totally disagee with you, i pick up two people for being drunk

the first was just drunk and loud and the second was drunk and loud and punched his wife in the face, are they both the exact same. no then why should it be different if its a cop whom they attack..

[KingFlorez]

17. Well, this is a first

Never heard of anyone being assaulted with breast milk before.

:rofl:

[L0oniX]

21. Good thing she didn't shit on the officer ....huh

[vadawg]

22. lol ive had it thrown at me, but the best is the crazies who cover themselves in feces

just before you have to get them or who have a dump in your cruiser... i guess it takes all types..

[Ed76638]

23. It just milk

But it's Kentucky, and one of their precious officers got a little milk splattered on her. She's going to do some time.

[Shell Beau]

26. I can't imagine one person in any state

that wouldn't mind having breast milk shot in their face, no more than they'd want to be spit on.

[LeftyMom]

32. I'm sure some people would pay a lot of money for the opportunity.

:shrug:

[Shell Beau]

34. It could be interesting, but I think from a random person, not no,

but hell no. Of course it a might make a difference as to who that stranger is. Say, Matthew McConaughey could shoot his breast milk at me any time he sees fit!!! :7

[vadawg]

29. the statute will probuably read that all bodily fluids are covered in the assault

i got no idea what diseases if any can be passed through breast milk but i dont think it makes a difference if someone is infected with say hep or not, its still probuably an assault under the statute..

[Ed76638]

39. At any rate, she's going to jail.

She has no opportunity of a defense in court. It's that officer's words against her's. This is why greater penalties for assaulting a cop is bullfuck. It should be the other way around.

[flvegan]

25. If the officer had been a vegan, would it have been a hate crime?

:popcorn:

[Shell Beau]

27. Definitely!!

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

31. Unless the mom was vegan and the cop had a fetish,

in which case I think I've invented a whole new genre of porn.

[Richard Steele]

28. In tonight's performance, the role of "Warden" will be played by Ron Jeremy. nm

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33. Lactation and prison...

there's a porn script just waiting to be filmed.

Just needs a shower room and billy club scene and it's good to go.

[LeftyMom]

35. Mine sprung a leak in Safeway once.

In the time it took me to walk up one aisle I went from "gee, I should probably feed the baby soon" to "what the hell is that dripping noise? Oh Jesus fuck, it's my shirt, which is soaked and creating a puddle in the potato chip aisle." I had to go wring out my shirt in the sink while somebody summoned an employee with a mop. Luckily I was not on hand for the explanation of what the spill was, I think I'd have died.

At that point I quit using breast pads and started stuffing cloth diapers in my bra for the next few weeks until things settled down.

And people wonder why I'm not planning on having another baby. :eyes:

[Shell Beau]

37. LOL!!! The sig line!! Very true though!

Breast filled boobs lead to awkward moments with the leaking, but damn your episode sounds miserable and embarrassing. Sounds like sitcom material!!