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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 01:34 PM
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So, what will happen to your pets AFTER you've been raptured up to Heaven?
Edited on Tue Mar-09-10 01:39 PM by MrScorpio
Make sure that they're taken care of after you've come home to Jesus

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

Aren't atheist's great?
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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 01:37 PM
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1. But who will take care of mah truck?
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 02:00 PM
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9. Wonder if there's 'a sweet Madonna
dressed in rhinestones sittin on a pedestal of abalone shells', on his dashboard. :evilgrin:

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napi21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 01:38 PM
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2. Naw. Your pets wil be raptured with you! n/t
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TeeYiYi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 01:43 PM
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5. Really?...
Some people will get disappeared and some won't, but if you happen to be the pet of a person on the rapture list, you get a free ride... ahead of the people who are lower on the list?...

Just curious how it works. :P

TYY
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napi21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 01:48 PM
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6. Sure. Haven't you ever heard of The Rainbow Bridge? That's
where all the pets you had that died go to wait for you. So it just stands to reason that if you are raptured, your pets will just go with you and not be left as strays.
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TeeYiYi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 01:51 PM
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8. Oh my, no...
...I guess I missed the story of the Rainbow Bridge.

I live in a rainbow world so I guess the bridge just didn't stand out for me. :D

TYY
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Romulox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 01:39 PM
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3. Wait. The kitties can't come? This may be a deal breaker. nt
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Vinnie From Indy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 01:41 PM
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4. Very Good!
n/t
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-09-10 01:49 PM
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7. They will eat
all the Twinkees and Beany Weenies the zealots stockpiled. The one's they saved just in case Jesus didn't choose them. I always wondered about the guns and bullets though. Were they going to shoot Jesus if he wanted a Twinkee?
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