Now, That's A Headline

[lame54]

[tallahasseedem]

1. This is just...

pure awesomeness!

[SharonRB]

2. Thank goodness I wasn't drinking anything when I saw this

:rofl:

[tech9413]

18. I was, but at least I covered my mouth

Really sells that stereotype eh?
So scared of that black man with his "big package"
The jokes just write themselves.

[biscotti]

3. Wow great catch

that is fabulous!:applause:

[lame54]

4. credit Bartcop

[Booster]

5. I'll just bet they are. LOL

[NJmaverick]

6. !

:spray:

[MineralMan]

7. Funniest thing I've seen all day!

[MineralMan]

9. For more entertaining news on Obama's Package:

Google "Obama's Package" on Google News.

[Duer 157099]

8. Perhaps Samantha Bee will do a follow-up story

From her piece last week on Jonah whats-his-name.

[lame54]

12. I missed that

[Duer 157099]

13. Oh my. Perhaps it's on YouTube

She did a segment on this fellow, Jonah something, who apparently has the world's biggest, er, "package"

[lame54]

14. yes yes yes...

I did see that and it was hilarious

I thought you meant Jonah Goldberg who IS the world's biggest package

[Jennicut]

20. Jonah Falcon.

"Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970) is an American actor and writer from New York City, who is known for his reportedly large penis."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

That interview with him on TDS was hilarious.

[roguevalley]

26. I think he said it was 13 inches long and she wanted him to do porn.

[MineralMan]

10. From a Google News search for "Obama's Package..."

"Greenpeace has come out against Obama's package, saying it's dangerous..."

[lame54]

11. Is it the size of a whale?

[MineralMan]

16. Well, I can only go with what Madeline Kahn said.

[lame54]

30. "It's twue - it's twue it's twue"

[lame54]

15. .

[Shell Beau]

17. That is GREAT!

:rofl:

[arthritisR_US]

19. LOL, brilliant! n/t

[REP]

21. I posted this Sunday; read the whole innuendo-laced piece here:

http://archive.easternecho.com/content/republicans-turned-size-obamas-package?page=2

[Emit]

22. Thanks for posting

"...And it certainly beats any package Bush ever raised."

[lame54]

31. Except when Jeff Gannon was around

[D23MIURG23]

23. Win!

[Odin2005]

24. OMG, that needs to go to FailBlog!!!

[pepperbear]

25. They also think he's always trying to force it on them. n/t

[csziggy]

27. Why does this remind me of this Rude Pundit column?

A Final Word on the Health Care Summit: President Obama Calmly Fucks the Republicans:
<SNIP>
"What Obama did yesterday will either go down as the naive last gasps of hope and change on health care reform or as a stroke of genius, providing cover for Democrats and resuscitating an effort that will progress from the degraded baseline of the current bill. With what seems to be honest-to-Christ momentum towards reconciliation, the Rude Pundit believes the latter. He thinks that Barack Obama calmly, gently, even, fucked the Republicans in the ass yesterday, his well-lubed thrusts just enough to make them comfortable until the very end."
http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2010/02/final-word-on-health-care-summit.html

[Wednesdays]

28. Jealous, eh, Repugs?

:spray:

[progressoid]

29. ***Excuse me while I whip this out***

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYlDbv7MqE8