Woods hires - ex-Bush aide ARI FLEISCHER - to prep for return in two weeks

[kpete]

MIAMI — Tiger Woods has summoned someone even more significant than swing coach Hank Haney to help facilitate his wildly anticipated comeback.

Two sources in the golf community have told The Post that Ari Fleischer, the former presidential advisor to George W. Bush and the man who was brought in to help repair the steroid-shattered image of Mark McGwire, has been huddling with Woods, plotting a strategy for his return to golf — at the Arnold Palmer Invitational starting March 25 at Bay Hill in Orlando.

“They were in his living room this week going over a strategy for how to handle Bay Hill in two weeks,” one source told The Post.

The other source told The Post, “I would be shocked if he didn’t play the Arnold Palmer.”

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[joeybee12]

1. That's it...proof Tiger is EVIL!

Hey Tiger, ask Ari how good of a job he did in pr for the BCS! Glad you're gonna throw your money away!!!

[bullwinkle428]

2. Just think, Tiger...you can approval ratings AS LOW AS SHRUBBIE'S!

:rofl:

[SpiralHawk]

3. Ari = perfect recipe for republicon cover-up & FAIL

Ari is just perfect to help Woods go all occult on his wide-stance republicon Family Values FAIL. Ari has ooodles of experience.

[wtmusic]

6. +1

[peekaloo]

4. LOL! How much money to be told "Watch what you say!"?

:eyes:

Tiger returning to those "Booed-Hissed" principles I see.

[Botany]

5. Ari did so well making the Iraqi war a success

[NRaleighLiberal]

7. My gag factor seeing Ari was as high as Hughes or Snow or Perino.

What a parade of lying sacks of shit.

WTF, Tiger???

[eShirl]

8. My opinion of Mr. Woods just went wayyy down. n/t

[mod mom]

10. really!

[Doctor_J]

11. Yep. Time to start rooting for someone else

Though finding a Dem on the PGA tour is like trying to find a 3-digit IQ at a teabagger rally.

[Solomon]

14. Good luck on that. Rooting for somebody else ain't gonna stop

Tiger.

Here's the broken record:

1. He's a great amateur but he won't win when he goes pro.
2. So he won the Masters. He's shot his load and you'll never hear from him again.
3. Uh oh, he fired his caddy. He'll never win another tournament.
4. He fired his coach. That's it. He can't win any more.
5. He changed his swing. Why did he do that? He can't win anymore.
6. Dad died. Can he win anything anymore?
7. He got married. The kiss of death. That's it. He'll have a hard time winning tiddly-winks.
8. Uh oh. His child was born. No more trophies for Tiger.
9. Uh oh. 20 girlfriends, wife wants divorce. People will boo him so he won't be able to win anymore.

Good luck!

[Bozita]

9. I'm sure there are WMDs on that golf course!

[Javaman]

12. Well, there you go...

if you're a jerk and need a spin master always go to a repuke. LOL

[Sub Atomic]

13. This is a BRILLIANT move by Tiger.

Ari Fleischer can polish a turd, shove it in your mouth and tell you it's the most exquisite candy on the face of the earth and over half the populace will believe him.

I'll bet he goes with the 'Tiger is a victim' strategy.