Forget Texting: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates. Ex-Husband Held The Wheel

[Maru Kitteh]

Cops: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates
Ex Husband Allegedly Held the Wheel While She Shaved, Neither One Noticed SUV in Front of Them
By MATT GUTMAN

Internet punsters are celebrating Megan Barnes as Florida's "Pubic Enemy," others are chattering about her "razor sharp focus."

The 37-year-old Barnes catapulted to instant fame for an alleged multi-tasking mash-up that earned the bottle-blonde's mug shot a spot on hundreds of Web sites.

According to a startled Florida Highway Patrol trooper, Barnes was shaving her bikini area while driving south on the famed Overseas Highway when she crashed into the rear of an SUV March 2.



http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-woman-crashes-car-shaving-privates/story?id=10065885

[IDemo]

1. Did she experience sudden exhilaration?

[Maru Kitteh]

4. This is why depilation has always been a dull task. I've never done it on the freeway!

Oh. The years I have wasted.

[Electric Monk]

2. again? Imagine the odds

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=7896497&mesg_id=7896497

[renate]

3. she should have been doing something about those roots instead

Priorities, Megan. Priorities.

[MissMarple]

5. Too funny, that was exactly my thought, as well.

:crazy: