Caption this actual photo from Glenn Beck's show and win $25 donated to your charity

[Ian David]

Caption Contest

Only on Glenn Beck’s contemptible television show will you see scenes like this…



Chris Agne has volunteered to donate $25 to the charity of the winner’s choosing. You can follow him on Twitter @ChrisAgne. Thank you!

Note: The above image has not been photoshopped; it’s an actual screenshot from Glenn Beck’s March 11 television show.



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[RevCheesehead]

1. "A rose between two assholes"

[Submariner]

2. His cocaine habit must be getting the best of him again

Come on Beckster. Do an Ollie North and put a gun to your head. Only don't chicken out like he did. becKKK is certifiably NUTS!

[EOTE]

10. Wait, Ollie North put a gun to his head? Did I miss something? NT

[Submariner]

20. I saw a movie about him many years ago

When he was under fire for Iran Contra, and he was shown with a gun held to his head. I don't know if it was for dramatic affect or not, but it made sense to me that he is of weak character and would do such a thing. In the end, he's just a traitor who is a disgrace to the uniform of the United States Marines.

The Marines deserve better as a standard bearer.

http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-1187998.html

[EOTE]

25. Ahhh, now I understand. I saw a bit of that flick, but don't remember that scene. NT

[marylanddem]

3. "I see myself as this dude - but I'm actually THAT dude."

[Warpy]

4. See? They both have mustaches! You MUST LEAVE YOUR CHURCH

because THIS PROVES YOU'RE WORSHIPING HITLER!

(Hey, it's right up there with his notions of art history)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

5. "Facial hair is a socialist plot."

[zbdent]

6. "See who's to the left of ME???"

[no_hypocrisy]

7. Never mind.

[Electric Monk]

8. One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just isn't the same.

[Newest Reality]

9. "The first picture is me on a good day, the second ... well, let's call that a bad day!"

[wordpix]

11. now which example should you follow, teabaggers?

[quiet.american]

12. Jesus: "Jesus Christ!, this guy doesn't have the sense God gave a brick." nt

[maxrandb]

13. I'll take a stab at it

"See, Jesus spoke of "social" justice, Hitler was in the National "Socialist" Party, Kevin Bacon was in a movie about "injustice" at School...therefore, voila...three degrees of Kevin Bacon...Kevin Bacon is God"

[Kitty Herder]

16. LOL

[dixiegrrrrl]

23. Captured him perfectly.

I vote for you.

[hlthe2b]

14. Notice who is on the "Left" and who, conversely is on the "right"

There is a lesson to be learned there, for sure.

[Kitty Herder]

15. I got nothing. What the fuck was he talking about?

Do I even want to know?

[Electric Monk]

18. Might be this?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7900835
http://mediamatters.org/blog/201003110046

[Kitty Herder]

22. Ah, so those are the pictures that went with that insanity.

I suppose I should have guessed. But my mind just boggled and froze up when confronted with the juxtaposition of Jesus, Hitler and Beck.

[Johonny]

17. Unlike that other guy this guy just didn't fight hard enough for life

[Stevenmarc]

19. Jesus, Hitler and an Asshole walked into a bar....

The bartender asked what are you having and the Asshole pointed to Jesus and said order three waters and do that wine trick again.

[ddeclue]

37. DUZY of the YEAR AWARD!!!!

Funniest damned joke I've heard in a long long time.

You win the thread!

[trusty elf]

21. "Ever wonder what the "H" stands for in Jesus H. Christ?"

:crazy:

[Ian David]

24. FTW! Go submit it! n/t

[11 Bravo]

26. Beck: One of these men was my idol, a saint, wise in the ways of men, and knowledgeable of ...

how to deal with the issues that people face every day. The other was the Son of God.

[chollybocker]

27. "I tickled Jesus till he cried."

"Then, four Hitlers jumped on me. It was my birthday."

[Hubert Flottz]

28. "So it's like my hero Adolf once said, we need a solution!"

[graywarrior]

29. One is a Jew who was crucified, the other crucified millions of Jews

Beck is despicable. He's lower than whale shit.

[Initech]

30. Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein!

[IDemo]

31. "They BOTH practiced medicine on unsuspecting citizens!"

or - "These two, the founding fathers of today's GOP..."

[Berry Cool]

32. "You'll note that one of these men has short, neatly groomed hair

and the other one has stringy, unkempt hippie hair that makes him look like a girl. Now, do I need to tell you which one set the example you should follow in life?"

[FarLeftFist]

33. Left-Wing Right-Wing

In that order

[Kievan Rus]

34. Glenn's off his meds again

[ddeclue]

35. "One of these things is not like the others"

:rofl:

Too many days watching Sesame Street as a kid..

Donate to American Red Cross.

[Electric Monk]

38. I think I hear an echo...

[FarLeftFist]

36. "These 2 men have nothing in common, but for the next hour I will make you sheep believe they do"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

39. "I'll be spending eternity with the guy on the right."