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Emit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-10 11:42 AM
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Okay, Just for Laughs, Presenting the Craziest Conspiracy about Obama Yet
Edited on Sat Mar-13-10 11:46 AM by Emit
Barack Obama’s inaugural speech predicts “extraterrestrial event” on scale of Iraq war says expert

Fresh from his first visit to Ottawa, Canada on February 19, 2009, U.S. president Barack Obama faces new challenges to any plans for disclosure by his administration of an extraterrestrial presence visiting earth or of U.S. secret human-extraterrestrial liaison programs

Canadian speech recognition expert and former CBS radio producer Jon Kelly has subjected a recording of Barack Obama’s inaugural address on the steps on the U.S. capitol on January 20, 2009 to reverse speech analysis. Kelly’s reverse speech analysis (see below), shows that Barack Obama’s inaugural address contains secret messages predicting an extraterrestrial event of global impact on the scale “of the Iraq war” to occur in Obama’s term of office. Elected in 2008, Obama may serve until January 20, 2013 or January 20, 2017, if re-elected to a second term.

Barack Obama’s inaugural address is not the first time speech recognition expert Jon Kelly has used reverse speech analysis to uncover secret messages in a U.S. president’s inaugural speech. Kelly’s reverse speech analysis of former U.S. president George W. Bush’s January 20, 2001 inaugural address publicly and accurately reported the "shock and awe" strikes that opened the Iraq War 2 years in advance of the actual U.S. invasion of Iraq on March 20, 2003.

Obama’s inaugural address in reverse speech

In an exclusive release to this reporter, Kelly states, “The (Obama reverse speech) message occurs within the bracketed (text) below.”

The portion of Obama’s inaugural address Kelly is referring reads as follows:

OBAMA INAUGURAL ADDRESS: "We are the keepers of this legacy. Guided by these principles once more, we can meet those new threats that demand even greater effort - even greater cooperation and understanding between nations. We will begin (to responsibly leave Iraq to it) s people, and forge a hard-earned peace in Afghanistan."

According to Kelly, when analyzed under the methodologies of reverse speech analysis, the message of Barack Obama’s reverse speech states:

OBAMA REVERSE SPEECH: "Knows power of alien saucers"

~snip~
http://www.examiner.com/x-2912-Seattle-Exopolitics-Examiner~y2009m2d20-Barack-Obamas-inaugural-speech-predicts-extraterrestrial-event-on-scale-of-Iraq-war-says-expert

:wow:

Just wait 'til Beck gets a hold of this! :rofl:

edit title for clarity, lol
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niceypoo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-10 11:46 AM
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1. Obamaconspiracy dot org
Want some real laughs, go here:

http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-10 11:47 AM
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2. Where's Art Bell when you need him...
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-10 11:49 AM
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3. We should play beck's show backwards :) (nt)
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nickinSTL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-10 11:50 AM
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4. "reverse speech analysis"?
:wtf:

does anyone take that s#!^ seriously? :eyes:
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Emit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-10 11:51 AM
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5. From the efforts put into that article alone
apparently so, lol.
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-10 11:52 AM
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6. On GD today there's the conspiracy theory that Obama wants to militarize space.
Combine that with the other conspiracy theory that Obama wants to destroy public schools and it's all starting to come together.
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Emit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-10 11:54 AM
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7. Oh my
Edited on Sat Mar-13-10 11:55 AM by Emit
we're doomed!

On edit, we need Beck's chalkboard.
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-10 11:55 AM
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8. man, I hope so.
Things just aren't interesting enough for me around here.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-10 12:04 PM
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9. Rec. Thanks so much for that site - it's now in my favorites. nt
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-10 12:43 PM
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10. And Paul is dead................
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-10 01:21 PM
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11. Audio Pareidolia: Speech perception without traditional speech cues
Edited on Sat Mar-13-10 01:25 PM by Ian David
When People Talk Backwards

Skeptoid #105
June 17, 2008
Podcast transcript

Listen: http://skeptoid.com/audio/skeptoid-4105.mp3
Subscribe: http://skeptoid.com/subscribe.php


<snip>

This phenomenon is called pareidolia, which we talked about not too long ago when we discussed the face on Mars. Pareidolia is the perceptual phenomenon by which we perceive familiar patterns in disorder. It is the brain's incredible computing power that lets us recognize people, understand language, and read handwriting. For the brain to have this capability, it necessarily results in the ability to perceive patterns where none in fact exists. Most of us can say "Hey, that tree bark looks like Ernest Borgnine," without actually concluding that Ernest Borgnine has somehow become a tree. Our intelligence allows us to not make that mistake. But sometimes a horse might see a garden hose on the ground; its pareidolia tells it that it's a snake, but it lacks sufficient intelligence to overcome the instinctive recognition. I'm not saying that reverse speech believers lack intelligence, only that they lack critical thinking skills; because there is a genuine gray area where it's hard to tell if a pattern is accidental or deliberate. But speech is a deliberate speaking action, so the reverse speech advocates do have a point they can make. It's not an accident of nature like the tree bark, speech is the deliberate result of a speaker's brain communicating. What the reverse speech advocates are missing is that the well-known, well-understood, and well-evidenced phenomenon of pareidolia is a much more reasonable, simple, and probable explanation for why we can often perceive patterns in meaningless noise, in this case reverse speech.

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Recordings of alleged ghost voices, usually called Electronic Voice Phenomena, fall into three categories: First, hoaxes; second, undetermined; and third and most commonly, audio pareidoliac cases of mistaken identification. You hear some random anomalous sound on the tape, and your brain does its best to make sense of it, often turning it into speech. If the words that the ghost hunters claim are spoken are at all indistinct or ambiguous, there is a very probable explanation for them that's not "a ghost". You're hearing some sound, and unless you were present throughout the tape's entire history (which you probably weren't), it's some sound of unknown origin that, to your brain, sounds vaguely like speech, and isn't it interesting that it's always in the ghost hunter's own language and dialect? Here's a really good illustration of that. Listen to this song, it sounds like it's from India but really I have no idea. I won't even remotely guess what language it's in, I don't speak it and it's meaningless to my brain; but to me, it sounds quite clearly like someone saying:


<snip>

A leading advocate for reverse speech, also called backward masking, is David John Oates, an Australian. He's written several books on the subject and even used to have a syndicated radio show promoting his theory. Just about any time a reverse speech expert is interviewed on television, it's David John Oates. His web site is ReverseSpeech.com, and it's loaded with all the examples you could ever hope to hear, as well as quite a few products and services he'd like to sell you if you believe his claims. He believes strongly that the human brain secretly encodes its actual meaning in reverse into a person's normal speech. You can use this to your advantage in business, by decoding what the people across the table are actually telling you; and you can even use it in personal development by listening to your own speech backwards and learning more about what you really want. One of the examples from ReverseSpeech.com is of this man giving a talk:

And when you play it backwards, turns out he was trying to comfort you with the message "You're frightened, lean on me":

Pretty interesting, but not necessarily convincing to a skeptic. A skeptic is more likely to dismiss these guys as conspiracy nuts and laugh at what paranoid delusionals they are, but it's actually way cooler and more interesting (and more constructive) to ask if there is any science behind what they're claiming. I'm not talking about science supporting the claim that people say what they actually mean in reverse; I'm talking about science behind the perception of order from chaos. And, it turns out, there is good science behind it. The journal Science published an article in 1981 by Remez, Rubin, Pisoni, and Carrell called Speech perception without traditional speech cues. By playing what they called a "three-tone sinusoidal replica", or a complicated sine wave sound, they found that people were able to perceive speech, when in fact there were no traditional speech sounds present in the signal. So rather than laughing at a reverse speech advocate, instead appreciate the fact that there is good science driving their perception of what they're hearing. They're not making anything up, they're just unaware of the natural explanation for their phenomenon.

<snip>


Whether that noise is human speech played backwards, music played backwards, traffic sounds, random noises in a graveyard or haunted house, or the musings of the great Indian poet Benny Lava, your human brain will process it and find intelligible speech. It's the way your brain works, it's not evidence of ghosts, Satanic messages, and certainly not of something as childish as reverse speech.

More:
http://skeptoid.com/episodes/4105

See prior thread:

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happy_liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-10 01:50 PM
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12. Obama is a manchurian candidate
Perfected in the MKULTRA lab, Karl and Dick are using Obama to blame all the BS from the last 8 years on Dems while at the same time using his lack of interest in accountability to absolve them of past crimes as well as a green light to do more of the same.

At the same time they will use this time to put new plans into place that might go over better under a democrat, like privatizing the schools, forcing mandatory insurance payouts of 1/10 of our incomes(a tithe to the insurance companies if you will), an expansion of the middle east wars etc.

After blaming everything on Obama, they will then use his 'failures' to take(steal by use of the republican controlled media and carefully planned propaganda) the next election back for the republicans. They will have the House, the Senate, and eventually the presidency with Sarah Palin as the next pretty talking head 'leader' while Karl and Dick continue their evil plans for making this country a heaven on earth for the devil and his minions.
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happy_liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-10 02:04 PM
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13. oopers- I thought we were supposed to present our own crazy conspiracy
:crazy:
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Silent3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-10 02:12 PM
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14. He wasn't born in the US or in Kenya...
...HE IS FROM ANOTHER PLANET AND HE IS HERE TO STEAL OUR AMINO ACIDS AND EAT OUR BABIES!!!

No wonder there's no birth certificate! Obama wasn't born, he was HATCHED!!!
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HooptieWagon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-10 02:13 PM
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15. Oh, I've heard plenty...
Just last night a wingnut on a small message board accused Obama of holding the Nobel Award for a year and pocketing the interest...:wtf:
fortunately, if that's all they got, they're scraping the bottom of the barrel for material...
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