Jesus, Hitler and an Asshole walked into a bar...

[ddeclue]

The bartender asked "What are you fellas having?"

The Asshole pointed to Jesus and said "order three waters and do that wine trick again."



Badumpdumpdum..thanks you're too kind.. but seriously folks I'll be here all week.. please be sure to tip your waiters...

(Shamelessly stolen from fellow DU poster stevenmarc buried down in another thread.. funniest joke I've heard in several years DUZY of the year candidate - it just HAD to get its own OP!)

:rofl:

[Gman2]

1. Beck will be hoisted on his own putrid.

[Swamp Rat]

2. If he is lucky.

[Gman2]

4. Hope you caught the joke.

[Swamp Rat]

5. Of course!

;) :D

[YOY]

3. Hey beck...quit pointing at Jesus and tell folks about what you believe faith-wise.

Unless they're part of that particular religion themselves they're in for a whole lot explanation of "teh crazy".

[imnKOgnito]

6. And then he can explain

how that compares with Thomas Paine's beliefs, since they're so much alike.

[Chemisse]

7. I don't get it

*shrugs* Either that or I get it but think it's fairly lame.

[ddeclue]

8. it's only funny in combination with the picture...

:eyes:

[Chemisse]

9. Well I guess I get it then

Glenn Beck is the asshole, of course. Usually humor evokes some kind of surprise, and that's why we find it funny. Having some Fox dude being labeled the asshole and making some stupid comment to Jesus is simply not a surprise to me.

[ddeclue]

10. I suppose labelling Glenn Beck an asshole and having him make stupid comments to Jesus isn't

surprising..because it fits.. but it's still funny.