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unhappycamper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-10 06:46 AM
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Could Airborne Bears Catch Bin Laden?
Could Airborne Bears Catch Bin Laden?
March 15, 2010
Stars and Stripes|by Jeff Schogol

ARLINGTON, Va. -- Could parachute-wearing bears sniff out Osama bin Laden?

That's one suggestion the Pentagon has received from someone who noted, quite correctly, that a bear's sense of smell is much more powerful than a bloodhound's.

"Overnight, Parachute some bears into areas (bin Laden) might be," the innovator wrote. "Attempt to train bears to take off parachutes after landing, or use parachutes that self-destruct after landing."

The bears-in-the-air idea, and scores of others, came from people who clicked on the "contact us" button on the Defense Department's Web site, which allows the general public to ask questions or make suggestions.

Not that the Pentagon needs any particular help in the idea department. Not long ago, for example, the agency spent $2 million to find out whether honey bees could be relied upon to sniff out roadside bombs.


Rest of article at; http://www.military.com/news/article/could-airborne-bears-catch-bin-laden.html
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damyank913 Donating Member (595 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-10 06:53 AM
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1. Perhaps if those bears wore Burkas and suicide vests...
C'mon ppl let's get creative here!!!:shrug:
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Junkdrawer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-10 07:03 AM
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4. Killer African Bees trained to seek Saudi honey desserts...
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The Shadow Knows Donating Member (8 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-10 07:01 AM
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2. Enough already. Osama has been a dead duck for years
Edited on Tue Mar-16-10 07:02 AM by The Shadow Knows
Osama bin Laden is alive ONLY in the minds of all those who benefit from keeping him "alive". Which, unfortunately, is pretty much everyone.

Why are more and more terrorist dispatches coming from lower ranking members of the OBL team?
When was the last video made of OBL? Long time ago?
When was the last audio heard claiming to be OBL? Pretty recently.
Why does the CIA only say of the purported OBL audio tapes from the last five years "It SOUNDS like OBL." ??? Answer, deniability when the death of OBL finally reaches general public awareness. As G.W. Bush would say "... can't be fooled again."


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Cid_B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-10 07:02 AM
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3. I'm confident...
that they would eat the bears... quickly...
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-10 07:07 AM
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6. Not if the bears had sharks with lasers strapped to their (the sharks) heads strapped to their backs
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sufrommich Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-10 07:29 AM
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8. I would add badgers strapped to their paws just for
good measure.You can never have too many fall back defenses.
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Cid_B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-10 08:00 AM
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10. My money is still on the Afghans...
Probably take heavy losses to get it but eventually they are having bear / shark / badger kebabs... which will then be sold on the side of the highway hanging from hooks.

I calls em like I sees em...

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damyank913 Donating Member (595 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-10 08:52 AM
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11. That's true the Afgans have Allah and the bears are godless.
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MadHound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-10 07:07 AM
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5. Bin Laden has been dead for years, but I suppose the government must keep up the charade,
Otherwise a significant population of gullible people would start wondering why the hell we're there.
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Mari333 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-10 08:55 AM
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14. +100000000 YEP theatre of the propaganda is thick as thieves these days
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-10 07:20 AM
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7. Here's a diagram illustrating how this idea might work
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damyank913 Donating Member (595 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-10 07:35 AM
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9. Nice work-you should send this to the Pentagon.
Nothing like a godless bear to get the job done.
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-10 08:54 AM
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12. recruit ManBearPig?
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-10 08:54 AM
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13. how is this not an onion article?
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-10 09:02 AM
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15. Colbert came up with this idea, didn't he?
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Romulox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-10 09:02 AM
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16. No. It would will take several trillion more down the rat hole before we admit he's dead. nt
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deaniac21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-10 09:04 AM
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17. Not with Jay Cutler at QB.
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