Why Republicans who preach morality and abstinence are the most kinky

[Quixote1818]

In light of the latest sex scandal, it's clear to me that people want and are turned on most by what they think is bad!!! Just like telling a child something is bad will only make the child want to try it more. If you really want to screw up someones mind, tell them every thing they really might enjoy is evil and bad! The more they are not supposed to do something the more they will be enticed by it and be compelled to try it and the more it will turn them on! Being BAD is the BIGGEST turn on for many people. I don't think you see as many Democrats caught up in kinky sex scandals because we don't have guilt about being kinky and so I actually don't think we feel as much of a need to be kinky and screw around with prostitutes. Sure Clinton broke the rules so Democrats screw around too, but I don't think as much as the holy rollers and our scandals are usually less interesting. It's like the kid who's parents let them do everything! There was no risk and enjoyment in doing things because there were no rules to break. Being bad is a HUGE turn on for people! Many people only get turned on when cheating or doing something they think is sinful.


This reminds me of a cartoon I once saw where a guy working the the Kerry campaign is at the door of this guy dressed in high heals, womens underwear, holding a whip and he has a cat shoved up his butt. The kinky guy is saying "No thank you I am a registered Republican."

There is so much truth to that cartoon. The more they talk about morals and abstinence, they more they can't resist being BAD!

[Erika]

1. The GOP white stodgy men with repressed guilt.

Jeff Gannnon, Foley, the preacher, etc. These men really have a problem.

[Der Blaue Engel]

2. When liberals are into kink, they usually just say so

Being ashamed of your desires can turn you into a self-loathing asshole who punishes other people for being brave enough to do what you secretly long to do.

[Reverend_Smitty]

3. yeah, what she said

:)

[NC_Nurse]

4. Agreed.

The more you reject your shadow, the more it controls you. The more puritanical you are, the larger it grows, since you need to hide so much of your humanity.

These people could really use some therapy.

[Proud2BAmurkin]

5. not kinky, perverted

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[kiki]

6. It's the "Last person you'd suspect" syndrome.

For example: "Hey, I'm an internet sex predator with a public profile, but how do I stop people finding out about it? What a head-scratcher! I know - I'll become the guy who's responsible for protecting people from internet sex predators! I'll be the last person anyone would suspect! Wow, I bet nobody's ever thought of this before. I'm a FRICKIN' GENIUS!"

Yeah, yeah - nobody ever accused right-wingers of being too smart.

[Frank Cannon]

8. I agree

Unfortunately, it's become such a cliche with the Republicans that the "last person you'd suspect" is now automatically the first person we suspect.

Like you said, they're not too bright.

[mwb970]

7. There must be some reason so many Republicans are criminals and perverts.

Especially lately! But I really don't know why this would be. What is wrong with them?

http://www.geocities.com/arthursank/sexualmorality.html

[Frank Cannon]

9. It's a power thing

Committing crimes (and getting away with it) makes them feel good. It makes them feel like they're better than you or me.